why can't i find a simple fucking web form?
 

i just need a basic name, email address form with a submit button and i have searched the sprawling interweb for hours with no luck. everything i find must be outdated because it doesn't work.

i know this must be a very common thing. so can anyone ease my pain? thanks.

i think you are a noob!

i think people that use words like 'noob' are pimple faced dorks who live in their moms basement. grow up and get a life.

fuckin' a, i tried so many search combos but that seems to be the winner. i found exactly what i needed. thanks.

hey n00b, this isn't the venue to let everybody know your an ignorant fuck. here's a tip, google motherfucker :321GFY

yeah, god forbid some message board dork thinks i'm an idiot. you people serious need lives. i got my answer here, just like i knew i would.

and by the way.. it's you'RE an ignorant fuck. try not to look so dumb next time you attempt to be funny.

still a little pissed that you've shown everybody that you can't enguage the toobs and think for yourself...n00b :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

another attempt, and another miserable failure. try using this tool http://www.dictionary.com

i'm done with you now. i have work to do. have fun playing on message boards all day.

this was kind of amuzing i think.

yeah simple and easy... :pimp

I'm so ronery