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Bobo 03-17-2002 01:25 PM

Who wants to suck for a million dollars?
 
You want to get the adult industry some national acclaim and recognition and legitimization???

Get all the big players in the industry together, get each of them to throw a few thousand into a fund until the fund totals $1 million dollars.

Then, get a devout lifelong STRAIGHT man to give head to another man for an hour on Pay-per-view to claim the $1 million prize.

I think it would make good TV (albiet unclassy Howard Stern Style - but one show isn't as bad as making it a career), make us money and more traffic.

As sick as it would be, I'd watch a guy who hates cock, suck one down for a million bucks. It'd be hilarious to see the dude gag on it.

Oh, and I forgot to mention. The guy who is recieving the blowjob would have to be a well known homo.

ServerGenius 03-17-2002 01:27 PM

You are on some bad smack man! Yerk that needle out of your arm and stay of the fucking heroïn!

DynaMite :321GFY

Bobo 03-17-2002 01:29 PM

HAHAHAHA!

No smack here man. I just put the smack down the way I see it!

:thumbsup

http 03-17-2002 01:32 PM

Glad you shared

Slick 03-17-2002 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
Oh, and I forgot to mention. The guy who is recieving the blowjob would have to be a well known homo.
How about Boneprone ??? ha ha ha ha, just kidding man. I couldn't resist.

Slick 03-17-2002 02:00 PM

Imagine the fun that you could have with that. I'd add a few rules. First off, in order to get the million, you'd have to SWALLOW, not just suck a couple of times.

Then I'd find someone that has total cum control that can hold it in for an hour or two, he he he.

Bobo 03-17-2002 02:00 PM

Sure, Boneprone could give it a shot. Maybe we could get the Village People involved.

The dude would have to suck off each one until they came in his mouth. We could call it the 'Suckathon of the 21st century'

Bobo 03-17-2002 02:02 PM

Get a guy who has great cum control but who makes A LOT of Precum! LOL!

FADE19 03-17-2002 02:02 PM

hey Bobo...did you just figure out how to log-in???

Bobo 03-17-2002 02:05 PM

No, I just had a lot of junk on my mind, literally.

tree 03-17-2002 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
I'd watch a guy who hates cock, suck one down for a million bucks.
Definately a closet homosexual!

Bobo 03-17-2002 02:10 PM

That's why you took the time to read my entire thread. Fuck you homo!

kmanrox 03-17-2002 02:32 PM

hey bobo, you drink fresh self-enema for breakfast dont you?

Rictor 03-17-2002 04:05 PM

I'd do it for a million...oh wait, that wasn't the question...

Bobo 03-17-2002 07:18 PM

Kman, only after you gargle with it first brotha!

Dawgy 03-17-2002 07:22 PM

bah. i know straight guys who'd do it for $1000.

just gotta find someone in need :)

Lev 03-17-2002 07:27 PM

Quote:

Definately a closet homosexual!

LOL :1orglaugh

Jackmeoff 03-17-2002 07:48 PM

I got 5 on it..

I nominate bobo to win the million!!

goodgirl 03-17-2002 08:06 PM

Damn by the title of the thread I thought Bobo was admitting he can't even get sucked for a million dollars.....

Bobo 03-17-2002 09:19 PM

jackmeoff, with a name like that you're a shoe-in. Maybe we don't have to hold a competition afterall.

Goodgirl, you'd have to pay me to suck my cock and I doubt you could afford it.

goodgirl 03-17-2002 10:33 PM

Bobo

I don't think you have any worries, I would never even look at you.

Why don't you go fuck your cousin bozo.

Bobo 03-17-2002 10:35 PM

Why would I fuck bozo??? That's your JOB beeeotch!

Jackmeoff 03-17-2002 10:38 PM

dodo, thats right you already suck dick b4..

Bobo 03-17-2002 10:46 PM

Jackmeoff, the dodo is extinct. The name is Bobo you little twinkie lover.

Jackmeoff 03-17-2002 11:12 PM

Easy you a rectal romeo!! Bobo, dodo what ever your name is.

Your still a penis puffer.. Your the 1 who wants to give someone 1 million bucks to suck a dick..

Anyways this has to be the dumbest thread..

Bobo 03-17-2002 11:15 PM

Ok, I'm a rectal romeo. I've fucked chicks in the ass just as Romeo did with his girl.

But penis puffer. Naw, that's all you bro. You're the Don of penis sucking, like royalty. If cocksucking was an art you'd be it's Picasso.

Jackmeoff 03-17-2002 11:20 PM

No your mother the Picasso..

Bobo 03-17-2002 11:22 PM

Jackmeoff, I think I saw your picture on a site once. Yeah it was you. It was on a site called 'chicks with dicks'.

Life must be hard for somebody like you, you know having a pussy and a dick. Take it one step at a time bro.

titmowse 03-17-2002 11:27 PM

okay. i'll play:

"Who wants to suck for a million dollars?"

why pay money? you suck for free!

Bobo 03-17-2002 11:47 PM

Titmowse, gimme your address. I'll send you the million dollars right now.

titmowse 03-17-2002 11:52 PM

aww, that's so sweet except that:

a) i 'm female

b) i don't blow non-smokers

Bobo 03-17-2002 11:56 PM

I don't think that's the problem baby. The problem is

1) You are female

2) You're use to receiving smaller amounts of money for blowjobs but you usually give them to all for free.

Since you're female you're disqualified. For reason number two you should really consider charging for BJ's. You'd make some pretty good bank considering how many you give.

adamm 03-18-2002 12:04 AM

Hi bobo, your a good character, or, like many others have said, 12 years old +/- a couple years. So don't get mad if you're 14.

titmowse 03-18-2002 12:06 AM

boneprone. you are so transparent.

Bobo 03-18-2002 12:17 AM

I'm not one for cat fights, so adamm and titmowse just admit you're both career cocksuckers and we'll call it a day. ok?

mandrake 03-18-2002 12:26 AM

i like a girl who is selective titmowse...the fact that u only blow smokers i think is a credit to your taste and class...as for bobo you silly fuck, you are an idiot (did i spell it ok this time)

mandrake :smokin

adamm 03-18-2002 01:35 AM

bobo, you are right, I love cock...

MY COCK, I would suck it if I could,
and I'm not gay, but I wish I was.

Now get your stupid ass off the gay stuff


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