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directfiesta 11-09-2005 12:31 PM

2 toddlers sneak out, trash nearby residence
 
Amazing ..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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LISTOWEL, Ont. - A pair of toddlers are giving new meaning to the terrible twos.

The boys wandered away from a home in this town north of Stratford on Tuesday and carved a path of destruction through another.

Provincial police said they'd never seen anything quite like it.

"They did a lot of damage for two little boys," said Const. Randy Clarkson.

"And they didn't even seem to be the slightest bit put out by the whole deal."

After slipping out of their home, police said the two-year-old cousins entered and "ransacked" a nearby bungalow, emptying the contents of the refrigerator onto the floor, rummaging through a bedroom and breaking a sheet of drywall.

One of the boys even deposited his diaper in a basement aquarium housing three turtles. The turtles were not injured.

Police said the pair may have been on the lam for as long as three hours.

They were only discovered missing after police arrived at the boys' home shortly before noon on an unrelated matter and found a door wide open and two adults sound asleep inside.

"I can't believe that two two-year-olds did all this," homeowner Eileen Peppler said Tuesday night as she tried to decide where to begin the cleanup.

"I still can't believe it."

Peppler thinks the children got in through a sliding door, which they shut behind them before proceeding to run amok.

"As far as the parents are concerned, we're not done with this investigation," Clarkson said.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat//ar...lers09-ON.html
Beware of Canadian toddlers :warning

Wonder if they have mugshots ? :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 11-09-2005 12:33 PM

" The turtles were not injured"

:1orglaugh


That is fucking hilarious. I can picture all this shit going down. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 11-09-2005 12:34 PM

drunk parents..no food in the house

MetaMan 11-09-2005 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
drunk parents..no food in the house


its the sad truth of most Ontario households. :(

sperbonzo 11-09-2005 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
its the sad truth of most Ontario households. :(

Most people in Ontario are starving alcoholics????

MetaMan 11-09-2005 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Most people in Ontario are starving alcoholics????


mostly on welfare, spending their cheque washing away their problems with the bottle, no money left to buy food.

it is the sad sad truth, a vicisious cycle if you ask me, we should not judge. :(

LauraLee 11-09-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
its the sad truth of most Ontario households. :(

My relatives must be the exception to the rule then :1orglaugh

gangbangjoe 11-09-2005 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee
My relatives must be the exception to the rule then :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MetaMan 11-09-2005 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee
My relatives must be the exception to the rule then :1orglaugh


facing the truth is one of the many steps to dealing with the problem. :(

Brad Mitchell 11-09-2005 12:56 PM

That's hillarious. There will be thousands of moms with little children reading this after my wife forwards it to the twins group moms. LOL

Brad

directfiesta 11-09-2005 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo
Most people in Ontario are starving alcoholics????

maybe...

http://www.aggielaughs.com/mkportal/...lery/a_103.jpg


maybe not ...

Screaming 11-09-2005 01:06 PM

That is nuts.

EroticySteve 11-09-2005 01:13 PM

Canadians scare me.

reynold 11-09-2005 04:43 PM

Human genome experiments aint proven successful up to now.

PixeLs 11-09-2005 06:47 PM

A ground enough for parents to tie their kids up on bed.


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