5 of the most prevalent lies told on GFY.
 

In no particular order:

1: "Hey fuck you I got X # of sign ups from this thread."

2: "Check out my new ride."

3: "Last night I was fucking this chick..."

4: "I don't live with my Mom you asshole."

5: "I make a living at this."




Just some thoughts over my morning coffee.

lmao, funny

Making money off porn is easy.

Great traffic can be had with minimal effort.

That always makes me laugh.

Last night I was banging this hotty in my new car. We were parked in the driveway of my mansion that was purchased with my porn money. I don't care if this is a worthless thread or not, it's gotten me 87 signups.




See?

50......

6. "You better not show your face at the next convention, 'cause I'll kick your ass"

7. Pics of my new house / my new car

:thumbsup

8. "I am a pirate"

9. "Hi I'm a new girl from hahaha.com will you sign up and promote my site"

Fansigns when you sign up for my program.
and what rims should i put on my new (non existent) ride.

"I'd hit it" (they say this knowing full well, they wouldn't know what the fusk to do with IT in the first place)
"O RLY" (they really. I mean they RLY don't give a shit, they just want to post the latest 'catch-phrase')

it gets better!

Best one so far :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

10: I only have ONE nick.

10) the site converts 1;25

11) Our program doesnt shave.

12) Sig spot :Graucho :Graucho

I'm going to go on a power trip and cluelessly close this thread!

http://www.texasdreams.com/biglaugh.gif

No more cyber sex for you.

"I donate money to charity out of kindness"

"I been in the industry 8 years"

"im not a surfer, you are"

"I dont like pussyserver"

"my Y is related to Z and they both know X"

"my dick is bigger then pussyserver's"


-------------------------offline lies--------------

at the kids softball game talking to middle age average dad watching the boys play
" yeah ya know i am in the adult industry,,,yep sure am,, proably gonna go to a party at heffners's next month I told him I would try to make it, just so busy lately you know"


talking to a buddy at the bar after a few drinks
"dude im tellin you we can be rich by next month if you help me, I have already made half a million now if you help we will both have lambos by next week"


looking in mirror at home
" I am not a geek, I am a pimp in the porn industry....dammit""I fuckin hate you pussyserver"

You forgot to add YOUR constant lie:

#6 I'm REALLY in the internet porn biz and I have 40 moneymaking sites...But I don't have to prove shit to YOU or let you know what the sites are. :1orglaugh

12:

Now get the fuck out of my thread jig.

Site for sale: Makes 4k a month. I just don't have time for it anymore. Must sell asap

"Dude, my girlfriend is an ex pageant winner"

translation: your girlfriend needs to be kept in a closet and fed with a slingshot, loser.

:D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

sad but true

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread, so I'm going to post "I'm too busy making money to worry about this thread."

The Drama ones "my icq is lighting up like a christmas tree" always a funny one.

#13 We make $$ ripping you off! Ciao Bella!!

Ok thats fucking funny.

13) I can't discuss right now my ICQ is down

#14/ I'm not a newb, been in the biz since 96

Me and Jim talked, his reasons on keeping his sites to himself are valid.

He may be a bit rude in letting the general public know about it, but it is his business.

Here is one:

I'm not a geeky, plumpy butt, emotional wreck that got into the porn business becuase women never wanted to have sex with me growing up.

You are a trip I look forward to meeting you when we come up to Indiana.

that one is my favorite (it's true in my case though... pinky swear.)

Make SURE you get ahold of me.