Whats The Secret!!!!!!!!
 

Hey.. I was wondering what it takes to be a good webmaster?

What is the best track to follow?

Is it best to:

a) Post 800 messages per month on GFY, hoping to win friends by making them ridicule me at my stupid humor

b) make tons of TGP galleries and hope that people will look at my free porn and might actually pay for some

c) Download a copy of photoshop off the INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY and scribble a couple of graphics together and make some cool company called adult studio or something like that?

:thumbsup

I assume you haven't found it yet aye?

DynaMite

you gotta ask to ride on the bang bus

Well apparently you think it's stalking another man because you cannot cope with these underlying homosexual tendencies you have.

Dude it's 2002...so many others have come before you and made your path easier...there's been Elton, Ellen and now Rosie.

what the fuck is it with you saying "a lowly graphic designer"?? perhaps design isn't all an adult designer does?
i realise you're trying to put amp in his "place", but surely you've got enough sense to not put a whole industry down?

Are you people really this slow? Can't you tell when one is being facetitous?

Okay Harvey Firestein...it's spelled facetious ;)

I don't get it, was it supposed to be a joke? :1orglaugh


BTW, welcome to the board and go fuck yourself! :321GFY

No.. I was just talking exclusively about Amp. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was just a bit bothered by how quickly he would jeer at CumSensei for doing nothing more than asking for earnest help.. I'm sorry if you took that personally.

I did want an earnest reply to the original post though :) I'm just curious about your ideas of which road leads to success.

(Not that I need to know, I'm just curious). For novelty's sake.

actually i think it's just plain poor form to call anyone "lowly" and i don't mind a bit of consdescension..... but thats going to far..

If anyone is reading this, and is in the dark..

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=53773

That is the original post to which I was replying. It's died down a bit, and I wanted to make sure that Amp read my reply.. I didn't want his hours of pondering about what exactly to write to be for naught.

c)

It smells funny here.....did you just shit your pants?

DynaMite

whoo hoo! Great start.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

hehe hyper that one hitz the nail....

im sure its just BP that's so borred that this Donnie Gangsta Wannabe came alive....


I mean no1 can be so stupid and lack so much brain a the same time...... :1orglaugh

If it's you BP then you should seroisly consider being the guy who do the stories for wrestlemania etc. :eek7

damn to wake to this just saved my day!

I feel the love gangsta boy!

Vegaz

Vegas, you might want to brush up on your English grammar skills.

why should i bother?

don't ya make enuff bling bling to get a translator.... hell reading gfy this is the minimum requirement!

it's not that i took it personally - i mean of course it does have an effect given that design is my forte, but design is just a foothold.. a conduit to greater things.. just because i design for other people doesn't mean i don't also own paysites.. avs's.. doesn't mean i don't post tgp's or pay someone to do it.. doesn't mean that im not employing others to help be "a parasite", "a scavanger chomping at the bits"
a designer should be creative.. and that goes beyond pushing pixels.. i wouldn't be here, and i am sure amp wouldn't, if i didn't have, or at worst.. be very sure i had "real vision, intelligence, money, and ambition acquire great amounts of wealth"

i think anyone successful in their ventures should be given due credit.. to say these things about someone because of their job or station is just poor form.. no matter how pissed you are at his personal statements.

i speak,

danish,
english
german
french
italian
swedish


it all can't be perfect - BUT guezz itz perfect enuff to make u understand that you are nothin' (sorry misspelled by default)

grow up loverboy!

it's right about now i need a story about a plumber who invented a new toilet.. or einstein being a patent clerk...

u know einstein was actually a patent clerk who invented a new toilet :glugglug

:) you know in japan in the women's toilets they have a noise generator that apes running water to drown out the sound of urination?

lol thatz what i call a toilet :1orglaugh

do all of the above and you will be fine!

Make tons of photoshop copies, download messages from GFY and post 800 galleries a month to tgp's - that should do the deal

:thumbsup

nothin' puts a bigger smile on my face than when I am able to worm in and affect someone's mind so much that they feel this uncontrollable need to go ranting for days on all my lowliness and inneffectiveness and unsuccessfulness and mass-postingness and all my unskilled no-talent complete lack of potential for anything, and how I must be destitute and and full of hatred and am trying to get back at the world by posting so much because I surely must be a complete failure at every voluntary act above eating, and whatever elseness.....

Donnie.... you rule man... keep the faith brutha. :thumbsup

Zen/Taoist saying: "He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know."

I used to work in the "legit" dot com biz until the Great Internet Meltdown. If you're not clowning and really need a tip, read ClickZ.com then go to the tutorials at cozy academy, tom's newbie booster, and netpond. Learn, automate, finetune and soon enough you'll be in the black.

Just my tip to any beginner.
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