tom hanks in castaway
 

You know the part where he has a toothache & he takes an ice skate & slams it with a rock to knock the tooth out? Will this really work?

I got this damn rotted wisdom tooth in the upper rear that's bugging the fuck out of me... there's not much left to it, so cant get a fucking good grip on it with pliers.

you need help

yes, I need help getting this fucking tooth out.

Quit being a cheapskate, drag your ass to a dentist and get it pulled and/or fixed.

Get some strong line tie one end to the tooth and the other to the door handle then get someone to kick the door shut.

get drunk before you do it and make sure you have ice handy

No health insurance either? Go to a dentist.

God damn I love space dog.

What a fuck nut.

at 3 am!! & it's sunday to boot. I want the fucker out now. I called dentist friday, told me nearest appointment is in two fucking weeks & he cant pull it unless i'm on antibiotics for infection.

& the string trick dont work on wisdom teeth.

yeah, i wasn't going there

Take yourself to the hospital and they'll pull it.

I wish.. tried that, called the two closest hospitals & no dentists the e.r.

anway, If I dont post in the next 10 or 15 minutes I'm probably knocked out cold on the floor, or if not knocked out, probably freaking out taking a friggen fit from pain...


brb

In the meantime here?s something for you to think about.

You finally get to the dentist and he?s pulling and rocking on that bad tooth when all of a sudden it breaks below the gum line leaving the root behind.

and because he left the root, a new one will grow in it's place

guess I cant force it out, cant get anything in my mouth that far back. Fucking impossible trying to fit vice grips in there :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Try other dentists ... I'm sure you'll be able to hit an appointement soon ;)

hahah, scary stuff..
just be careful, cause a lot of wisdom teeth roots get awfully close to some big nerve centers..
sometimes the roots can wrap around the nerve..
severing it will leave you with no feeling in the lower half of your face/lips...

yeah, I wouldn't really shove an ice skate in my mouth :1orglaugh :1orglaugh probably stab myself in the throat :1orglaugh

Hop a flight to any country outside USA and you'll have it pulled no problem

The only solution is to drink heavily.

I'm always here for medical consultations, all you need do is ask. :winkwink:

you? "wisdom tooth"? ahahahhahah.. is that a joke?

You might want to go to a dentist instead :2 cents:

Take some Orudis. It's on the aspirin aisle and it works great on tooth pain. They used to give it out after pulling wisdom teeth in fact. The over counter is lightweight, so take two. You can also find temporary tooth filling material and pack some in there over the damaged part to cover it over. Could help alot until you get to see the dentist.

if its a wisdom tooth I doubt if it will work, unless you want to mess with your entire jaw.

heres what u do dude...

go to a big dentist office or hospital and get an XRAY of your teeth...this will show how far and where the roots of your wisdom tooth are, how and what the best methods for extracting it are.

Depending on how big it is...they will send u to hospital (get knocked out) or in the dentists chair (u stay awake!)

theres a lot of nerve endings around there so uneed to be VER VERY careful

I am thinking a dentist is the best idea.

lol.. Bleeding is serious.. worse if it gets infected.. get a dentist!

Wisdom teeth are a terrible pain in the ass. I went through it. I had to get one of my wisdom teeth pulled because it was so infected that it caused the side of my face to swell. That shows you what procrastination does.

Going to the dentist is like going to watch a marathon of The Jeff Foxworthy Show.

Agonizing and horrendous and leaves a bad memory in your mind forever.

However, if I had just gotten it pulled sooner I would have been asleep the entire time.
I had to get it pulled out awake.

Go to the dentist.

You aint casted away, so go to your dentist and he'll take care of that problem. Still got mine here but doesn't seem to be a problem at all.

I hope you've seen a dentist by now bro :) They will relieve the infection at the office, give you some antibiotics and some pain meds (if they are nice). After a day or so it won't hurt. Then make a follow up to get that bitch pulled. Usualy it takes shit like this to get my ass to the dentist too.

btw, 1-800-dentist if you are in the US should help you find something for emergencies.

yes that's true. you should've went to a dentist and i'm sure the dr. will give you a remedy for that.

but he wants to do what tom hanks did in castaway. :Oh crap

pains been gone since monday morning, but tooth needs to come out still before it happens again. Got my appointment, it's only $100 to ge it yanked

Now that is the Spacedog we remember.

that's why I posted it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lesson to keep the masses entertained was learned :)