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Where can I buy a midget?
Dwarf, little person, midget, troll....Some oompa loompa looking mother fucker?
Kid Rock has one. So does Joe from Girls Gone Wild. And then there was the Holio midget guy...... I must acquire one as soon as possible. He can sleep in my trophy case next to the glass dildo "Woody Award" D$ gave a brotha at the Players Ball. It'll be SCHWEEEEEEEEET! |
why don't you just ask Ross to fly over?
he's no real midget, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind sleeping next to that 'glass dildo' |
wtf lol :1orglaugh
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you could pass off as a fat midget
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It would be cool to have a midget butler wearing a suit walking around with a drinks tray on hat :)
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Dunno about buying one.. But you can rent one... http://www.rent-a-midget.com/
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Walmart, in the garden section next to the gnomes. They're on the bottom shelf, you gotta bend down to see them.
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http://www.BuyAMidget.com is already reg'd so someone's going to be selling soon... I assume just in time for christmas :thumbsup . |
the little guy,,Joe C from Kid Rock passed away a few years ago
I hear you can rent out beetlejuice from the howard stern show |
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find a cyrcus, they always have some spare midgets there
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Sorry, I misread it as 'widget' and was going to say Ebay :)
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theres a few for sale in thailand
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http://www.nndb.com/people/226/00002...llechaize1.jpg
the plane! the plane! here comes the Mutha Fucken plane! |
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I wish they were as available here. My midget will need to speak perfect English and be a U.S. Citizen who is licensed to carry firearms. He's gonna pull double duty as a bodyguard. |
Here's the pefect place and the midget pics are classic
Hire a Midget lol http://www.iloveroadhead.com/store/i...s/PICT0163.JPG |
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you could pass for a midget yourself, fatboy.... |
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True Life Midget Story. Important note: Midgets may seem cool, but are still sensitive! OK, so DeeAnn wants some movies, so I walk out to go pick 'em up. On my journey, I am at an intersection and waiting for the light to change standing next to... you guessed it - a full-blown 100% midget.Ý Here's the conversation (you know, one of those "bored, waiting for signal to change so you feel like you gotta talk to the person next to you" ones): Midget: You're pretty tall Me: Yeah - you're pretty short pause Midget: Well I'm a midget Me: That explains it. Midget (yes, out of nowhere this is said - with no real pause - also said kind of excitedly/happily): I'm going to get beer. Me: Uh, OK.Ý (at this point, thinking maybe we are sort of on a similar wave length and this midget is kind of cool about his midgetness) -- So, do regular beers seem really, really big to you?Ý Since you're a midget and all? (pause - during which time I think I have fucked up) Midget: Fuck you. Me: Um, OK.Ý Sorry. uncomfortable silence until the signal changes and I take advantage of big people's legs and make sure to walk really fast ahead and away...) That's pretty much a literal transcription, and yes, it really did happen. Once again, exercising my ability to misread people and show great tact... ---------------------- |
lmao@Smokeythebear
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Just look in your pants, midget dick.
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Smokey. Why do I believe that this could happen to you.
Aaron, Dont cut your self short on this deal. Get a female midget US citizen, so that she can also give you blowjobs, and be a security guard. |
Hey look...Here's two troll mother fuckers already. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Aaron, from what I remember, arent you already a midget?
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Smokey, It probably don't cost them much to get drunk as hell ;)
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DIE MIDGET LOVER |
Try before you buy: Rent A Troll
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Is juicy for sale?
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