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Pornopat 11-04-2005 07:37 PM

Why do I continue to have sex with women...
 
That I dont want a relationship with?
She gave great head but its 3.35 am and I want her out.
She keeps talking about moving with me to my new place and she does not get it when I tell her that she is moving fast.
Women tend to think that accepting a blowjob means you love them or something?
:Oh crap

Babagirls 11-04-2005 07:45 PM

:1orglaugh
tell her you're not ready for a commitment but love the head. trust me, she'll leave.

Spunky 11-04-2005 07:46 PM

Give her some roofies and slip it in

Pornopat 11-04-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
:1orglaugh
tell her you're not ready for a commitment but love the head. trust me, she'll leave.

Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap

Babagirls 11-04-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BradM 11-04-2005 08:13 PM

She's crazy, tell her to fuck off asap.

Screaming 11-04-2005 08:24 PM

Tell her the truth no matter how bad it is going to hurt her feelings.

Th!nk 11-04-2005 08:24 PM

tell her upfront how you feel...she's out of her mind

KingK7 11-04-2005 08:28 PM

Put her in the freezer with the rest of them.

BradM 11-04-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
Put her in the freezer with the rest of them.

I like you.

StuBradley 11-04-2005 08:33 PM

dude you're fucked

:Oh crap .

jMEGA 11-04-2005 08:33 PM

See if she wants to start a paysite :)

fatal attraction 11-05-2005 01:02 AM

Sounds like a wacko to me! :helpme Good luck! :)

Mpegmaster 11-05-2005 01:14 AM

Haaaa haaaa

OWNEDDDDDDD

DamageX 11-05-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap

Tell her you like her a lot, but you're madly in love with her sister and ask her to hook you up.

baddog 11-05-2005 01:16 AM

"he says this, but I just know he really means that"

good luck, you are going to need it

potter 11-05-2005 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

kowntafit 11-05-2005 05:31 AM

That's why you should go to theres, so you can leave anytime. And don't let them know where you live.

natas 11-05-2005 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
Put her in the freezer with the rest of them.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adultnet 11-05-2005 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
:1orglaugh
tell her you're not ready for a commitment but love the head. trust me, she'll leave.

yeah this should really work :pimp

Nylz 11-05-2005 05:51 AM

will she be there tonight? :P

marklondon 11-05-2005 06:07 AM

Every time you talk to her, insist on having a threesome with her best friend. That usually drives them out.

bringer 11-05-2005 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marklondon
Every time you talk to her, insist on having a threesome with her best friend. That usually drives them out.

sounds like a win-win situation

Pornopat 11-05-2005 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
will she be there tonight? :P

Yeah she promissed me to be back. :Oh crap
Not a word from you though! You know nothing!
:winkwink:

Paul Waters 11-05-2005 08:06 AM

Consider that getting BJ's from a hooker may be cheaper and a lot less of a hastle!

:winkwink:

Basic_man 11-05-2005 08:08 AM

If she gives good head, mary her !

gornyhuy 11-05-2005 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
If she gives good head, mary her !

Head expires after "i do"....

internexxnl 11-05-2005 08:42 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error

digga 11-05-2005 09:00 AM

tape her w/o knowing and post that shit all over town. she'll leave... town.

je_rome 11-06-2005 05:27 PM

because once commitment sets in, sex turns bad.

HorseShit 11-06-2005 05:33 PM

tell her you have an std

rezdesign 11-06-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy
Head expires after "i do"....

nope, not true. but ya, less frequent though.. :winkwink:

Young 11-06-2005 05:42 PM

fat chics need places to live too dude...go easy on her.

tranza 11-06-2005 06:35 PM

damn, good luck dude :Oh crap

PixeLs 11-06-2005 07:07 PM

You are asking why you keep having sex with someone you can't have a relationship with? You got so many reasons to leave her but it only takes one if you don't want.

aico 11-06-2005 07:16 PM

Next time she blows you, say "Wow, that was almost as good as the head I got earlier today".

d00t 11-06-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
Next time she blows you, say "Wow, that was almost as good as the head I got earlier today".

....from your mom

RogerV 11-06-2005 07:52 PM

tell her she needs to start bringing girls with her

Kard63 11-06-2005 08:08 PM

Next time pop some sleep meds while you are getting head so you can sleep as soon as its over.

reed_4 11-06-2005 10:11 PM

Wait till your cock's head fall off because of such STD.

Doctor Dre 11-06-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Yeah I did...She thinks I am joking. She is telling me that my sense of humour is one of the reasons she likes me so much and that it is ok to open up to our now relationship....
:Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Stupid bitches can't tell us what they think straight ... and when we tell them, they think we act like them and be all sneaky and shit.

Doctor Dre 11-06-2005 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
"he says this, but I just know he really means that"

good luck, you are going to need it

That's normally the woman that does that ... 4 real ;)

LexiLexxx 11-06-2005 10:21 PM

Tell her "You" give better head than her, LOL!

J/K ... Tell her the truth, you don't mind "hooking up" once in awhile for head ect..
but, that's it.

Holly 11-06-2005 10:22 PM

What happened to the chick you took to Paris???

broke 11-06-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy
Head expires after "i do"....

That's not been my experience.

:)

Pornopat 11-06-2005 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
What happened to the chick you took to Paris???

Good memory!
That was for valentinesday in feb. We broke up 3 months ago after having been together for about 9 months.

Pornopat 11-06-2005 11:27 PM

Okay here is how this story ended.
She girl came back the second evening for my going away party (leaving for Aruba in some days).
Again she was all fiddly diddly. I did not want to be rude at the party but when the party was over 6am I made clear that things were not gonna happen. When she did not want to understand it again and wanted to do stuff I told her more clearly.
She did not respect my words so I figured I could say things a little more harsh.

adultchica 11-06-2005 11:30 PM

Hmm why don't u show her this thread on GFY and I bet she'll disappear. Oh, and just picking up her clothes and throwing them out the door might be a subtle way of doing it.

Pornopat 11-06-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
Hmm why don't u show her this thread on GFY and I bet she'll disappear. Oh, and just picking up her clothes and throwing them out the door might be a subtle way of doing it.

Yeah...I try to be a gentleman.
Call me weird.

S P A N N O W 11-06-2005 11:34 PM

Ummm lemme guess.... Got it! It's cause maybe your hetero and your a man, yeah that's it!!! :1orglaugh


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