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Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands

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Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom
The Associated Press
Wednesday, November 2, 2005; 1:02 PM

BENTONVILLE, Ark. -- For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom _ "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.

Nothing as manly as hand to hand combat between man and beast. Winner eats all.

That's awesome.
Friends of mine go 4 wheeling for hogs, they literally jump off the 4wheelers and slit the hog's throat with their bare hands and a knife... it's insane. I am too much of a pussy to try that shit.

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:Oh crap

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats just wrong.

That's fucking awesome.

"For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom."

Did anyone else laugh when they read that?

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haha sounds like an old friend of mine. shot a buck hunting one year. ran up to it leaving his gun in his truck with a ball ping hammer it jumped up and he fought it to death hahah. with a fuckin hammer that shit is stillf unny as hell to this day. hes a 60 year old man too fuckin funny..

That dude is hardcore.. damn

wild story... my father used to catch gators in the everglades with his buddies...they'd wade out into neck high water with flashlights on there heads, grab the gators by the neck, and bring em to shore and kill em... black market gator skin $$$... one of the joys of living in the South...

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Nothing as manly as hand to hand combat between man and beast. Winner eats all.

Perfectly put.

40 mins ? What did he do after 40 mins that he didn't thought off in the start ...

I like this part:

"...after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued..."

heh heh. Damn that deer...I may be free and clear with him locked in the bedroom, but I'm going back in to resume the fray! lol That's great.

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C'mon now...the damn animal was stoppin' his porn vid collection to rat shit - it had to be stopped!!

Probably rutting season. Male deers and other herbivores are extremely aggressive during rutting season. Definitely not a Bambi type situation.