Have you ever... ?
 

Had one of those farts that you know could possibly be huge, but you don't want to let it out because you're afraid it'll be packaged with about 2 lbs of shit?

Yes....the most save solution is going to the toilet drop your pants and have a relax seat on mr bowl.....I advise not to smoke during the process....farts are Highly flammable...how do I know.....don't ask!

DynaMite :winkwink:

Not me.
One of my friends did last weekend after 24beers and 50cl of 60% vodka.. that was some nasty shit. Literally.

LOL. What a topic

You sick fuck you. No wonder your girlfriend is always on the phone with those other dudes..

lmao

I don't fart.

I don't talk about farts.

My dog farts.

A friend was at my house on Monday and he had the same situation. He didn't go to the toilet, he had to go straight home right away.

He said he wasn't feeling well but we all know what he did in his pants. I didn't want to make him feel any worse then he was feeling so I let it go. I'll bring it up again when the time is right.

ProAdult

HAH! .. you just talked about farts!

hahahahah =) nnnnice

hahahah =-)