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northboy 11-03-2005 12:03 PM

anyone f*#* a fleshlight?
 
seriously..i want to know who's used it themselves, thinking of getting a 3 pack for me and some friends.

Ice 11-03-2005 12:04 PM

countdown to Ramos and Juicy's entrance

Harmon 11-03-2005 12:05 PM

Those that can not get REAL pussy fuck fleshlights :2 cents:

And i do not wanna hear about that masturbation wahhh blah blah... get some real pussy, and forget those rubber tubes. They are for those that can not find the real thing

Marcus Aurelius 11-03-2005 12:06 PM

I would fuck a FREE fleshlight...HINT..HINT... :winkwink: :)

GlydeGirl 11-03-2005 12:08 PM

If I was a guy, I'd totally fuck a fleshlight -- instead, I just ride a Sybian! lol

northboy 11-03-2005 12:11 PM

that's not true, a fleshlight can be fucked 24/7, girls aren't always willing to give out at 3am when I'm ready to shoot one out

Screaming 11-03-2005 12:13 PM

Those things are funny.

wdsguy 11-03-2005 12:13 PM

who wants to fuck a damn toy when they get real pussy?

wdsguy 11-03-2005 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northboy
that's not true, a fleshlight can be fucked 24/7, girls aren't always willing to give out at 3am when I'm ready to shoot one out

Then you haven't showed her your pimp hand. :pimp

northboy 11-03-2005 12:17 PM

for like 50 bucks or whatever they cost, you could spend easily twice that on drinks for a girl in one night. It fits the budget and it's ready when I am..but back to the question, anyone fuck one yet?

Sosa 11-03-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northboy
for like 50 bucks or whatever they cost, you could spend easily twice that on drinks for a girl in one night. It fits the budget and it's ready when I am..but back to the question, anyone fuck one yet?

Just msg juicy. I'm sure he has all the juicy details.

Gasper 11-03-2005 12:31 PM

i'd hit it five times :thumbsup

swedguy 11-03-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper
i'd hit it five times :thumbsup

Without cleaning and it will feel more natural!

Holly 11-03-2005 12:42 PM

I have a question about this, as well.

Do you hold the thing and then move it up and down on your penis, or do you put it on something and actually thrust into it?? :helpme

I've been seeing all the pictures of them the last few days, but I've never heard what the proper "technique" is. If you have to move it up and down, that doesn't seem like it would be similar to sex. Or am I not understanding penis ergonomics?? :Oh crap

Fleshlight 11-03-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Those that can not get REAL pussy fuck fleshlights :2 cents:

And i do not wanna hear about that masturbation wahhh blah blah... get some real pussy, and forget those rubber tubes. They are for those that can not find the real thing

Those that can not get a REAL pussy also visit free sites, buy subscriptions to pay sites, and masturbate to porn. :2 cents:

djroof 11-03-2005 12:55 PM

flesh is nice for Christmas gift!

Donny 11-03-2005 12:56 PM

I'd fuck one. And I get pussy whenever I want.

Dalai lama 11-03-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northboy
for like 50 bucks or whatever they cost, you could spend easily twice that on drinks for a girl in one night. It fits the budget and it's ready when I am..but back to the question, anyone fuck one yet?

for 50 bucks you get long term satisfaction, includes the lube. No headaces and condoms needed!

Get one now, customized to your needs :)

Lance69 11-03-2005 01:01 PM

Wow, more prudes in here than there should be given the business. I've got a wife of almost 9 years, I get paid to fuck ladies on camera, and have had more ass in the last year than I could shake a stick at and I still find time for Jerking off at least once a day. It's healthy and normal! A fleshlight would make it that much better! :winkwink:

hottoddy 11-03-2005 01:07 PM

Yeah, I don't see why even the most laid guys wouldn't still be curious. We all spank it from time to time, no matter how available the pussy is. If this flesh-thingie is better than Ms. Palm, why the hell not?

So, who's gonna give us an honest review? Seems like they got so many models, we would need multiple reviews!

Elli 11-03-2005 01:28 PM

Why not glue one inside a blowup doll and make it that much more realistic? :)

Sarah_Jayne 11-03-2005 01:32 PM

When I was in good vibes in Berkley I finally saw one 'face to face'. I didn't think it felt very real but then I guess I don't have a dick to know what it feels like once deep inside. The ones I have used don't have nerve endings.

zx35 11-03-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Why not glue one inside a blowup doll and make it that much more realistic? :)

now that is a terrific idea, ima go try it right now

dynastoned 11-03-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
Wow, more prudes in here than there should be given the business. I've got a wife of almost 9 years, I get paid to fuck ladies on camera, and have had more ass in the last year than I could shake a stick at and I still find time for Jerking off at least once a day. It's healthy and normal! A fleshlight would make it that much better! :winkwink:

yeah no shit.. its an ego thing though man don't you get it? its that "my dick is bigger then yours" mentality. :thumbsup

pornmonger 11-03-2005 02:00 PM

Who's fucking lazy enough that they can't jack off???

boner 2.0 11-03-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq
I would fuck a FREE fleshlight...HINT..HINT... :winkwink: :)

yup... HINT HINT.. :Graucho hi juiiiiiiicy :P

northboy 11-03-2005 02:11 PM

can you get STDS from these things

MacDaddyPlaya 11-03-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Those that can not get REAL pussy fuck fleshlights :2 cents:

And i do not wanna hear about that masturbation wahhh blah blah... get some real pussy, and forget those rubber tubes. They are for those that can not find the real thing

Okay, so you have never, ever jerked off in your entire life? Every single time you get the urge to get off, you get laid? Puuuhhlleeeeeaassseee.

dooglas 11-03-2005 02:33 PM

I'd feel bad if I fucked one. I love pussy too much.

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flirty 11-03-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northboy
seriously..i want to know who's used it themselves, thinking of getting a 3 pack for me and some friends.

i think you're just bluffing :winkwink:

BlueQuartz 11-03-2005 03:09 PM

yeah i pack mine full of dead animals parts and fuck the christ out of it

Quagmire 11-03-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Those that can not get REAL pussy fuck fleshlights

And i do not wanna hear about that masturbation wahhh blah blah... get some real pussy, and forget those rubber tubes. They are for those that can not find the real thing

Its funny that its ok to jerk off, but mention a toy and all of a sudden the 'studs' of the world seem to think you aren't getting any pussy.

Like Lance69 said, he's fucking all the time and he's still pulling it once a day. If he says he'd fuck one, where is the "go and get some real pussy" now smartass?

Lance69 11-03-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
Its funny that its ok to jerk off, but mention a toy and all of a sudden the 'studs' of the world seem to think you aren't getting any pussy.

Like Lance69 said, he's fucking all the time and he's still pulling it once a day. If he says he'd fuck one, where is the "go and get some real pussy" now smartass?

Damn right, shit I'm gonna need one now just out of spite! I'll get a couple of ladies to use it on me then film it! A four way dance, me, 2 ladies and a creampie finale into the fleshlight! :Graucho


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