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directfiesta 11-03-2005 12:01 PM

Man sues Home Depot after being glued to toilet seat
 
Shitty situation ...

Quote:

Nov. 3, 2005 07:30 AM

BOULDER, Colo. - Home Depot is defending a lawsuit filed by a man who claims the chain's Louisville store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank and was glued to a toilet seat.

Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat last year after somebody smeared glue on it.

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. "They just let me rot."

His lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery at the time and thought he was having a heart attack. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said.

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and while wheeling a "frightened and humiliated" Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.


"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat//ar...Suit03-ON.html
This guy will look at toilet seats in a very different way .... :)

Taboo 11-03-2005 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
Shitty situation ...



This guy will look at toilet seats in a very different way .... :)

i think we all will now. :(

never trust someone else's toilet.
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blazi 11-03-2005 12:06 PM

everyone is suing everyone for everything these days LOL

GlydeGirl 11-03-2005 12:06 PM

Wow... the things people do to one another!

Pete-KT 11-03-2005 12:15 PM

how long did he sit on the toilet seat that the glue dried? This is another one of those stupid people who do something to try to make a quick buck

directfiesta 11-03-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_PeteKT
how long did he sit on the toilet seat that the glue dried? This is another one of those stupid people who do something to try to make a quick buck

Crazy glue does that ... stays liquid for a little while till something is afixed to it ....

Or his heart operation cost him a lot .... :winkwink:

sumphatpimp 11-03-2005 12:18 PM

he glued himself to the seat so he could bitch and sue.
I hope HomeDepot billed him for the seat.

Webby 11-03-2005 12:25 PM

Now I know why the US needs labels on imported keyboards - which read...

"Health Warning: Use of a keyboard may be linked to serious injuries or disorders"

Sure sounds like there already is a serious disorder to warrant printing that shit :1orglaugh

Sosa 11-03-2005 12:32 PM

lol wow. Stuck to a fucking toilet seat

swedguy 11-03-2005 12:38 PM

Wonder when they are going to start stamping babies when they are born.

"Will cause serious stress and damage to future society"

robfantasy 11-03-2005 12:40 PM

that sucks...

but its funny

xNetworx 11-03-2005 12:58 PM

He won't get a dime

Meloman 11-03-2005 01:04 PM

Um..who actually puts there ass on a public toilet seat without using one of those paper toilet cover thingies? That's gross. Also wouldn't u noticed some sort of shiny liquid on the toilet seat before u sat down??? That's like not checking to see if the seat is pissed on and just sitting down.

Most likely he's trying to scam them...or he's just a dirty fucker.

Vitasoy 11-03-2005 01:50 PM

Damn... I feel sorry for the guy. :( Wrong place at the wrong time :Oh crap

dynastoned 11-03-2005 01:52 PM

ok if he didn't wipe down the seat and put that shit on it before sitting down, well then thats on him. fuckin dumbass dirty old man haha..

Fred Quimby 11-03-2005 01:54 PM

if you sit on a public toilet with out cleaning it or laying toilet paper on it,,,you deserve everything you get.

boner 2.0 11-03-2005 01:58 PM

Ridiculous...

who shit in public toilet? :helpme ..If only he knew how much bateria lives on that toilet seat.. he wouldnt care about the glue :upsidedow

fetishblog 11-03-2005 02:05 PM

That's actually pretty fucking funny. He didn't die, so we can all share a laugh. :)

Screaming 11-03-2005 02:42 PM

I hope he wins lol.

dooglas 11-03-2005 02:44 PM

Ouch! I hope he didn't have a hairy ass!

crockett 11-03-2005 02:45 PM

How the fuck can anyone sit on a public toilet without wiping it off and putting tissue on it? The guy should be smacked for just being a dumb ass.

EroticySteve 11-03-2005 02:46 PM

There need to be some standards for lawsuits. This is frivolous and I hope Home Depot wins and that he gets nothing at all. Judges should start to be a bit more reasonable and deter people from these frivolous lawsuits.


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