Do you think the bible was....
 

written to explain things that they didn't have science to explain at the time? Storms Volcanoes, Twinkies etc. ?

On a side note do you think Rupert Holmes ever had pina coladas in the rain?

that's exactly what it was. just like how the greeks/romans used thor throwing his hammer in the clouds or whatever to explain lightning. just ways to explain the unexplainable. "now you better be a good little boy jonny or when you die you're going to a place under the ground where you will burn forever and there is fire everywhere." lmao...

mmmmm holy twinkies

Yep, thats what the bible is. :P

http://rabat.liquidweb.com/grablab/r...inal/pinaf.jpg

Not sure about in the rain though, but I'd say chances are high!

Pretty much what it is ... most of the stuff ... even the Noe arch is explained by science nowdays (dark or black sea getting filled up with water in less then a week ... etc etc)

I love you Sister Ink. I find you wildly erotic, and wish to fornicate with you on a field of flower petals.

On a side note do you wonder why the expression "Sweating like a pig" is used to say you are very hot, and sweaty? This is a strange expression as it's a well known fact that pigs have no sweat glands at all, therefore they can't sweat. This is also why pigs spend most of the day in mud puddles. It's not because they like mud, they are simply trying to keep cool. Humans on the other hand routinely sweat as a way of eliminating excess heat, and to maintain normal body temperature. The average person has 2.6 million sweat glands. I should point out however that even though we have 2.6 million sweat glands, none exist in the lips, or nipples.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Remember that show "Survivor" that they used to play?

me and my roomate wrote the bible while in college

Can you send me an autographed copy?