word game--new words for pussy and dick how many can you come up with
 

lemme see on the puss puss side

meat curtains
monkey box
dick cage
rough muff



and on the penor

?????

cock, prick, shaft, pecker, peter

As quoted from the movie Varsity Blues


The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.

I'm a writer, this is what I do - how about

arrow, baloney, beaver cleaver, beef bayonet, bishop, Johnson and Schlong (and watch Austin Powers and you'll see the most clever use of this topic)

Cyn

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

I love that routine.

Cyn

I saw this one. It's very funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I would like to add nutt muscle to the pussy category

I don't know any new terms under pussy category though I love calling it an "open wound". :winkwink: