damn I got fat
 

I need to do something about this... before and after
before
http://www.deserterotica.com/danzafat/1.jpg
http://www.deserterotica.com/danzafat/4.jpg
after
http://www.deserterotica.com/danzafat/2.jpg
http://www.deserterotica.com/danzafat/3.jpg

The ladies don't seem to mind it ;)

how the hell did you get fat?

werent u sweating all those months praying to god kimbo didnt come whoop your ass?

haha I have nothing aginst kimbo and I am sure he has nothing aginst me... there is a difference between talking shit and challenging someone in a ring.. and no I was not.... I have always said in a stand up fight I am dead aginst kimbo in a ground fight aginst him I got the advantage.. anything can always happen in a match... you can land a lucky shot they can land a lucky shot.. was I worried no.. fear? always? you will have fear with someone 500x smaller than you if you don't have fear you will get hurt no matter what

that's not bad ... weren't you laid up for a few weeks with the bike accident .. that may have done it

yeah but I was getting there before that... I think the marriage did it.. you know how that is.. wifey is from jersey, I am wop so I eat like pasta at least 2 times a day everyday... mostly heart attack on a place gnocci alfredo.. mmmmm

If you're curuous as to how it would have played out:

Danza shoots in and tries for a heel hook.

Kimbo stomps his skull into the pavement.

Paramedics use shovels to scoop your carcass up off the floor.

rrrriiiiigggghhhhttttt... you never know how it would play out and it still may happen

actually andy just gave the play by play of EXACTLY how it would have gone down.

Time to hit the gym and put that extra weight to good use. Give me a month and a half and I'll go with ya.

hells yeah... I need to get back in the gym... I use my weight to good use on my other job.. hint hint wink wink

nah - you put on some pounds but you aren't fat ............. yet!

this biz does it - hard to keep in shape when you're working in front of a computer most of the time.

lol! :1orglaugh

Now that's deepthroating. :)

shut the fuck up. you don't know one ounce of jiu jitsu and everyone here knows it. same as everyone here knows you are broke.

Hehe i need to start hitting the gym hard also :)

How long have you been doing jiu jitsu for? I've been in and out of jiu jitsu and thai for 5 years now. Just curious.

fat ass :)

Damn, that was hot!

for me, you're not fat...btw the pics are very hot :thumbsup

:1orglaugh yes you are...

Me too, this country is bad for me, I eat out 3x a day :(