Dating! LOL
 

Just a little something to make ya'll laugh today! NOW BACK TO WORK! :1orglaugh

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have seX

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN
First Date: You take her to a movie/play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in.
One Week Later: Her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.


DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!

yea but i haven't met that many good lookin irish chicks.

not too far off

Wonders if Loryn is Irish :winkwink:

Nice post Loryn :1orglaugh

I love you loryn.

lol @ mexicans

You aren't looking hard enough

http://sexentertain.com/events/silen...e-party_19.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh @ mexican one

That makes me half Irish and half proud! <--that would be the drunk half ;)

German, but hey they both have drinking issues so party on :drinkup

Very True.

LOL.....i'm engaged to an Italian girl......got to the third date and 'till now it's pretty accurate!!

i'm curious to see the sixth anniversary now :upsidedow

GERMAN WOMEN:
First date: Go to a beer festival, get drunk.
Second date: Go to a beer festival, get drunk.
Third date: Invade Poland.

Fourth date: Never happen, you just get killed by russians.

I saw a poll that said chinese women have the most sexual partners. Would love to test that theory out.

Polish women

1st date: she gives you the wrong directions
2nd date: you mapquest & take her out to an expensive dinner
3rd date: you pull down her panties, see all the hair & throwup

meheheh cute

Good one! Not to mention accurate in more than one case.

I'll drink to that :drinkup

Lol good one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

heh.. interesting.. I think I read that as well. but these are girls IN China... not chinese in America :)