How to tell if a girl is GAY
 

well... hmh... I am datin' a girl. And I have a suspicion she is gay... I mean, she luvs other girls... Last night when we went to Curly's she ordered pasta with onions - my guess is that it is a true manifestation of being gay. You know, some people believe that he must be gay who eats pasta with onions. What do you think about this stuff, folks? :Oh crap

I think you should lay off the drugs. I sense also a freudian slip in the above question. anyone else sense it?

lesbians always wear hiking boots, it is a known fact of life.

MetaMan, are you sure? I too wear hiking boots... but I am no lesbian! I am sure bout that!

100% sure, if you are a female and wear hiking boots you may as well plaster lesbian on your forehead, it is the lesbo calling card.

lol...beat me to it... :1orglaugh

Maybe bi?

Yup. I am thinking the same thing. Threesome with her and girlfriend of hers. That would be such an event! Such an event, guys!!! :banana

Pasta with onions?

100% Gay.

The best way to find out if a woman is gay or bi... is to ASK HER! Unfortunately, dietary choices are NOT a reliable indicator of homo or bisexuality!

Geez... and I bet you finally thought you'd found a fool-proof way to find out! Time to head back to the drawing board! LOL

Nothing wrong with bixsexual womans

We should put all gays and lesbians on the same island. Then wait for them to realize they have no way of reproduction in their orientation, and watch them go straight!Take pics, create new niche :)

No, infact they are better then hetro women!!! :pimp

pasta with onions = gay?????? why is that?

you are thinking too much. it's just pasta with onions.

funny subject

once i saw the pasta and onions part --- GAY!

just ask her if she's a carpet licker.

Crap, all the pasta sauces I own have lil pieces of onions in them. I've got to go call my parents and let them know the news.

pasta with onion? was that a gauge of being a gay? sorry to be ignorant...LOL

When she chops off all her hair :(

Be her stalker for one week. That's the most effective option I could think.

If she looks at the waitress's ass more than she looks at the waiter's ass, then she might be a lesbo. Think I would have looked for that more than for what she chose to order. Hmmm duh.

For me the best thing to do is ask her so that you'll not keep on guessing? :)

It could be an indication. You need a larger sample set. I think that a formal study should be launched and I think we should use government money to get to the bottom of what may be the world's greatest natural Gaydar.

I have known quite a few lesbians and I've never paid attention to the way in which they order pasta. I believe that I now have a compelling reason to check up on this and find out the truth.

All clear indicators..any combo could mean trouble

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check her nails.

chicks that are heavy into G/G usually have short fingernails.