??? Rabid Vampire Bats On Attack In Brazil ??? WTF???
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4398660.stm

Sometimes you wake up and read the news and a story catches your attention.

I thought it was something out of the Weekly World News but pal of mine in Brazil said people are shitting bricks about this. He says normally they worry about shit like aids or flu or malaria, but this thing has people staying in the house! If it wasn't from a reputable news source I would have laughed it off. But 10 years ago in NY rabies was running rampant and it was no fucking joke.

Call in the poltergeists!