WTF is it with old Ladies anyway?
 

What gives (Excuse me while I kill this fucking uber annoying Topbucks ad thingy)

Rewind...

What gives these geriatric old bitches the idea that cutting their hair short makes them look like less of a fucking fossil?

My fucking Mom just got hers all cut off and when she walked in my door a while ago I actually let out a shriek of terror. I informed her that she looked like a 12 year old boy with that disease that makes you age like 80 times normal rates and that she needed to get a wig.

wtf?




Dear old bats, if you wish to look younger, do something about those saggy fucking tits and leave the hair alone.


Fucking hell.

Easier to manage maybe? I don't understand it either. My mom has had short hair for years ... very dated looking. :(

someone has mother issues... :)

Just call me OedipusTheFiend.



I made all that up my Mom is hawt.
































I'd hit it.

yeah, i seriously hate short hairs and would never go along with woman

I'm old and have long hair.


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they get old put on weight and cut they're hair shorter which in turn makes them look even fatter then they cry about how fat they are. fuckin crazy beasts i swear..

I am an "older" woman and I did cut my hair from waist long to shoulder and now short. I like it better, I no longer need to find a boyfriend/husband. I can do what I want. Many women my age feel like that. Plus when women are young and haven't had children their hair is very thick, part to attract males.. Were animals you know. As you age men lose their hair, women lose the shine and thickness, ergo that's why women cut their hair.

And regarding tits etc.....

I know quite a few overweight and in their 20's women who have a worse body than me. Sagging my dear (on your mom I guess) again comes with age. Breastfeeding your ass and gravity. You are obviously young, because as you age everything is going to sag on you too..


Your balls are going to hang to the ground when you hit about 45, but not that you are going to see it because men have a tendency of getting a huge gut and can't even see their hanging and sagging balls. Personally I prefer younger man, tight,, nice six pack.

REMEMBER that in 20 years when youre wife starts to look at some hot hunk while your fat ass with your saggy balls sit in front of the monitor cropping xxxpictures for your galleries

cheerioh,, off I go!

The Bible sez that women who cut their hair short will burn in hell and get buttfucked by Satan for like a billion years.

Dayum, so I guess you still PMS. Havent made the "change" yet eh?


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I like fucking older women and men -- they are usually fantastic at sex! Besides, when I have sex, I focus on how many orgasms I'm having, not on how much my eyes are enjoying the view!

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Your mother hates you, and wishes you were dead.
You're nothing more than a thorn in her ass, and will allways be just that.

Lucky for me that YOUR mom adores me.

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Old or short hair as long as it fits their face then there's nothing wrong with that. I don't think hair length could really determine a woman's age.