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justsexxx 11-01-2005 04:28 AM

Jeez, flying to the USA, I have to be there 4 hours BEFORE my flight
 
WTF, just got a call from KLM

Planes goes 11:30 I have to be there 7:30

How fucking great that is :Oh crap

Oracle Porn 11-01-2005 04:30 AM

be there 2 hours before....it's just a waste of time being there 4 hours before your flight...only newbies come 4 hours before the flight....

justsexxx 11-01-2005 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
be there 2 hours before....it's just a waste of time being there 4 hours before your flight...only newbies come 4 hours before the flight....

Lol, it's not my first flight. It's because I fly from The Netherlands to the USA. Normally it was 2 hours before. Now sinde 2 weeks, the USA has new "security" checks.

ssp 11-01-2005 04:32 AM

Thanks for sharing... :)

CuriousToyBoy 11-01-2005 04:36 AM

It's at least 2 hours prior from Australia to the USA....

But I go when I please and spend the time in the Ambassadors Lounge.. free food, free drink and my laptop on my lap.

ALL good.

;-)

justsexxx 11-01-2005 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Thanks for sharing... :)

Yeah leedvermaak is het beste vermaak :-)

Oracle Porn 11-01-2005 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Lol, it's not my first flight. It's because I fly from The Netherlands to the USA. Normally it was 2 hours before. Now sinde 2 weeks, the USA has new "security" checks.

I fly from Israel....it's a longer flight...the always say be there 3-4 hours before....

ssp 11-01-2005 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
Yeah leedvermaak is het beste vermaak :-)

lol :1orglaugh

cranki 11-01-2005 04:40 AM

they'll let you strip down to your naked butt, double-check all body-orifices, plug in an atomic anal probe, xray you, magnet-resonance-image you, and after filling out a 89-page-questionnaire, you're finally allowed to board. you'll have to hurry, 4 hours pass like nothing.

justsexxx 11-01-2005 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I fly from Israel....it's a longer flight...the always say be there 3-4 hours before....

Lol like it matters how long the flight is. I goto Seattle, that is 10.5 hours. When i fly to NY, it's like 5-6 hours, and also 4 hours in advance.

I hope they will stop these extra checks soon, or will do it quicker.

Michael O 11-01-2005 04:41 AM

I was in Atlanta travelling via Milan from Denmark last weekend and it was 2 hours before on Alitalia/Delta.

But the security checks are nuts, first time I had to remove my shoes and go thru a security check to enter a country. :Oh crap

Michael O 11-01-2005 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Lol like it matters how long the flight is. I goto Seattle, that is 10.5 hours. When i fly to NY, it's like 5-6 hours, and also 4 hours in advance.

I hope they will stop these extra checks soon, or will do it quicker.

They probably have a full cavity search ready for you when you reach the airport :winkwink:

justsexxx 11-01-2005 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
I was in Atlanta travelling via Milan from Denmark last weekend and it was 2 hours before on Alitalia/Delta.

But the security checks are nuts, first time I had to remove my shoes and go thru a security check to enter a country. :Oh crap

You mant you WENT TO the USA? because that is th eonly one taking so long nowadays. OUT of the USA is easy:)

Oh well, not much I can do about it.

Michael O 11-01-2005 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
You mant you WENT TO the USA? because that is th eonly one taking so long nowadays. OUT of the USA is easy:)

Oh well, not much I can do about it.

Yeah went to the states.
Arriving there is a nightmare. I think we went thru 2 security checks, customs and immigration in Atlanta to get into the country and ofcause there were a long line at every place :(

adultchica 11-01-2005 04:48 AM

I hope you have a safe flight. And it sucks that you have to be there so early.


I hate riding on planes for more than 4 hrs.

justsexxx 11-01-2005 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
Yeah went to the states.
Arriving there is a nightmare. I think we went thru 2 security checks, customs and immigration in Atlanta to get into the country and ofcause there were a long line at every place :(


As far as I understood, they do most checks here now BEFORE you enter the country. Well we will see. I have nothing to hide.

KingK7 11-01-2005 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Lol like it matters how long the flight is. I goto Seattle, that is 10.5 hours. When i fly to NY, it's like 5-6 hours, and also 4 hours in advance.

I hope they will stop these extra checks soon, or will do it quicker.

I think in his case it's more a matter of the flight being out of Israel...

hova 11-01-2005 05:06 AM

I just got the same phonecall, and I need to tell them where I will stay and what I will do........fucking bullshit

Platinumpimp 11-01-2005 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
Well we will see. I have nothing to hide.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformation...7-minister.jpg

martinsc 11-01-2005 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I fly from Israel....it's a longer flight...the always say be there 3-4 hours before....

same for me ...
I am from Israel too :)

Roald 11-01-2005 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
I have nothing to hide.

Just gave 'm a call about the condoms filled with coke in your ass. better prepare for a intimate bodycheck ;)))

Viper2K1 11-01-2005 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
Planes goes 11:30 I have to be there 7:30

Hey, i think i'm on the same flight LOL
KL0601 by any chance ?

CuriousToyBoy 11-01-2005 05:32 AM

LAX is the WORST airpot in the world to arrive into.

ESPECIALLY if you are NOT a US citizen.

2c

Matt 26z 11-01-2005 05:36 AM

Isn't the US now the only country in the world where it's own citizens need a passport to get back in?

justsexxx 11-01-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viper2K1
Hey, i think i'm on the same flight LOL
KL0601 by any chance ?


Nope, I fly from AMS to SEATLLE.

justsexxx 11-01-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyWhores
LAX is the WORST airpot in the world to arrive into.

ESPECIALLY if you are NOT a US citizen.

2c


LAX, which one is that?

justsexxx 11-01-2005 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by uproared
Just check-in online, get there 90 minutes prior. Too easy.

I did that already. I booked a nice seat ith extra leg space. HOWEVER, we still have to get checked etc. It should be over when we get new passports etc. But that will take some time.

Viper2K1 11-01-2005 05:50 AM

ah ok my bad, didn't read that :)

LAX = Los Angeles

DutchTeenCash 11-01-2005 06:00 AM

thats nuts 2 hrs is normal for intercontinental

NickB. 11-01-2005 06:09 AM

They love dutch people at the US customs..... I always get massive shit there!

4 hours up front is insane though, probably they will be testing some new check up methods! Youre gonna love that!

Where ya flying at Andre?

LA X is Los Angeles

Fred G. Sanford 11-01-2005 06:53 AM

isnt this because of the construction at schiphol and the fire at the detention center? i think so - ive never heard of arriving more than 2 hours before a flight

get your ass some swanky biz class seats and saunter in 30 mins b4 the flight :2 cents:

crockett 11-01-2005 06:56 AM

I think they do anal exams now.. which would explain the extra 2 hours. Enjoy your trip :1orglaugh

justsexxx 11-01-2005 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickbaauw
They love dutch people at the US customs..... I always get massive shit there!

4 hours up front is insane though, probably they will be testing some new check up methods! Youre gonna love that!

Where ya flying at Andre?

LA X is Los Angeles

I''m going to Niccole/rrred. And also will visit the LA show later on

justsexxx 11-01-2005 11:35 AM

For the ppl who read this. When you take a plane, look at www.seatguru.com K-mans advice:)

blazin 11-01-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I think they do anal exams now.. which would explain the extra 2 hours. Enjoy your trip :1orglaugh

Was thinking the EXACT same thing :1orglaugh

justsexxx 11-01-2005 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by blazin
Was thinking the EXACT same thing :1orglaugh

Damn you gays:)

RRRED 11-01-2005 12:43 PM

I have no doubt that they treat the dutch different. You guys and girls are all so damn good looking, US customs just wants you to linger around longer to look at you and hear your accents. :)

Roald 11-01-2005 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
.....US customs just wants you to linger around longer to look at you and hear your accents. :)

Is that slang for doing an anal exam?

justsexxx 11-01-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
I have no doubt that they treat the dutch different. You guys and girls are all so damn good looking, US customs just wants you to linger around longer to look at you and hear your accents. :)

Damn just 25 hours from now, and you will pick me up... Can't wait

RRRED 11-01-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
Is that slang for doing an anal exam?

Haha yeah I think so... Hey can you do me a huge favor and wrap some Freeones lighters up in a condom for Andre to bring over. When I flew back I lost a handful at each airport on the way home. ONE made it home with me somehow and a friend of mine is a huge Freeones fan so I had to give it up :(

directfiesta 11-01-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
Is that slang for doing an anal exam?

Yes... and it is a precise process...

http://www.geosex.nl/home_pages/imag...1_0170_med.jpg

crockett 11-01-2005 01:22 PM

^^^^ ok this topic is offically been killed :(

uno 11-01-2005 01:51 PM

i'm usually at the airport less than 2 hours before an international flight and its never been a problem.

justsexxx 11-01-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
i'm usually at the airport less than 2 hours before an international flight and its never been a problem.

You are from the US(NYC?) I'm GOING to the USA. It's the only country that takes so long...

uno 11-01-2005 02:23 PM

Heading back to the US has never been much of a problem either. I guess its because i'm American. Franck has similar stories of trying to get to the US I think.

camouflaged123 11-01-2005 02:25 PM

wanted to ask, how long does it take for a flight from Australia to US?

abadfish 11-01-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
I just got the same phonecall, and I need to tell them where I will stay and what I will do........fucking bullshit

You have to do that when entering almost every country. I had to do that flying in to Brussels, Prague, etc.

The new security is BS but when you have people hijacking planes with box cutters and trying to blow up the plane with their shoe you can see why they have extra screening... Personally I would rather get through security 2 hours quicker and take my chances! ;)

abadfish 11-01-2005 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camouflaged123
wanted to ask, how long does it take for a flight from Australia to US?

It's about 15 hours from LAX, depending on AC, weather and what city you are departing from/arriving to.

DWB 11-01-2005 03:11 PM

Don't come. America is over rated and it is not worth the airport hassle.

u-Bob 11-01-2005 03:12 PM

I beat woj! :)


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