i'm going tanning for the first time!!!!!!
 

never needed it before. i love being out in the sun, but since theres a salon down the street here, and i have been couped up alot lately, i am going for it. not using that bronzer shit though, don't wanna turn all orange.

am i metro for this?

fag.....








..... jk man, lol.

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you are homo are doing it

Yes. Metro FAg, and all the other GAY names we can think of.

What works best is nude moon tanning. Especially for women. try it.

i am going to go in the stand up tan bed. the question is, how do i make sure my whole helmet tans?

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you = uber fag

I own a salon - as far as the orange shit - just get a good tanning accelerator - Australian Gold makes a good one for starting out. Expect to spend around $15 a bottle at the salon - DO NOT buy the lotions at your local walmart/rite-aid whatever - they do not have the ingredients to get you a good tan in the beds - and the oil base ruins the tanning salons "acrylics" or plastic you lay on.
Nowadays the bronzers that are put in most of the better lotions wont get you that orange color - and if you ever do get a little buildup say between the fingers if you use one that has the sunless tanner stuff (causes extreme orange if used improperly) - motor oil takes it right off :)
Last and about 50% of getting and keeping a good tan - use a moisterizer as often as you can every day - it can be cheap aloe/vit E stuff - but dont use those olay type of moisterizers - they tend to do a little exfoliating along with the perfume that evaporates the water in the skin cells - not exactly the desired effect - you want water in the cells to promote tanning.
And if ya take vitamins - get a bottle of L-Tyrosine(amino acid) from your local discount vit store - around 1200 mg - one a day - its the same stuff the tanning salons sell as tan booster caplets. Promotes the transport of the melanin to the cells at the surface of the skin.
Also remember that shaving takes off layers of skin so anywhere you shave will be harder to tan - thats whay women always have a hell of a time keeping a tan on their legs - there is a new product out that has a tanning lotion and a hair growth inhibitor in it that Ive had my employees test - keeps them from having to shave legs for a week at a time
If you have any question let me know

awesome info man. where you have a salon at, if thats ok to ask. state is fine. no need to give out your personal details. i'm new to it all, but want to keep my skintone i had in cali when i got to skate and surf all the time etc. dont get to be in the sun that much here.

Miss - in the middle of the bible belt LOL - another program owner around here owns a few too (good friend of yours if I remember correctly) - he has them down in your neck of the woods

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LOL please post before and after pics for the GFY TWINK GANG lol

I love guys with a healthy color! Just cover the package so you don't burn...lol Oh and PICS please! :1orglaugh

Tanning bed = skin cancer machine

Whats next a manicure and pedicure? Followed by a brazilian wax!

.... metro :)

Tan or be pasty...

Tan or be pasty...

Hmmm...

Hard choice.

homoooo!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Is the Florida sun already going away? Socal's is still strong. 6pm and still 84° :)

Tan or be pasty...

Hmmm

i am a discgace to the german helmet army, i burnedmy soldier. :(

all good next time i wear a hammock :)

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Could be one of your funniest quotes yet my man

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I can't believe you're doing that for the first time.

Good luck, just dont burn your skin too much.

Please rethink that. Mystic tan or take a long brisk walk if you're cooped up.. Tanning beds, or just tanning leads to premature aging, and skin cancer. You may not care now but you will one day and wish you hadn't.

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