Anyone know where I can
 

Get some of those huge novelty checks? Like the ones they give away on The Price is Right and when people win the lottery and stuff?

Not fake ones either, ones that I can really take into the grocery store with me or wherever and pay for stuff with. So they have to be able to be printed up with my account information, like bank routing number, account number, etc.

Bless you Brother Rug Munch, you always make me laugh.

On a side note, do you think it wise to play with fire. I mean it would be ok if you had flame retardant clothes right?

Honestly there is no such thing as a fake check if all the information is correct.

Hmm now that you mention it though. I think I will get myself some micro checks printed up. Like 1" wide and use them from now on.

Theo, I think that it would be alright.

By the way, are you dressing up as a leprechaun for the Hallows Eve celebration of free candy and bagels?