EMERGENCY .. I need an operation for my girlfriend :-(
 

jesus christ.

I just found out... this is serious shit.

It started out, several months ago I came home, and she was talking on the phone for about half an hour, completely ignored me. No biggie, it may have been an important phone call right?

Well, over time, it grew to the point where she was on the phone for a few hours each night!

Now the phone has fused itself to her head!!! The side of her face is now Black with the letters: P-A-N-I-S-O-N-I-C inscribed in it.

What do I do? she won't stop talking!! day and night, she is talking to this thing that's imbedded itself in her face.

I'm so lost, please help!

Take her shopping.

she's talking to me.
She wants some of the 8 inch bone.

I tried .. she bought a cell phone =/

Did she get a new job with SinEmpire?

is that why she just screamed out "OH MY GOD?!?! Is it REALLY?!"

hmmm... now that you mention it.. maybe there's a way I can make some money off of this.

maybe stop ignoring her and playing with us?


wait, wtf did I just say?


kick her ass out on the street and have her go live with CrackPipeCrew in sunny Canada and they can lick (*) poles together?

ROFLMAO

how could I give us up for her... sheesh!

That's nothing. My 16 year old sister has Sony AND Panasonic etched into her face and after the batteries are dead on both phones, she stays in front of my fax machine because the receiver never runs out of juice. :)

She met an internet boyfriend from France on ICQ and now they spend all their time on the phone talking about how he's going to leave his wife and kids and come to America and use her to get a green card and have a baby with her and whatnot.

No, wait, sorry, that was MY girlfriend. Sorry....

:ak47: damned frogs

Just be happy it's not you she's talking to all that time :-)

Use the time when she is on the phone to do your internet work.
Then when she gets off the phone you can take a break from the computer & do something with her.

Is this a female friend she is chatting with or some guy?
Maybe your relationship is in trouble if she is ignoring you lately.

very good advice!

yeah, I do use that time for internet work

naw, it's a female friend ... =) our relationship is just fine, I was mostly posting the thread to stir shit up from her ;-)

Why did you give her my # then?

you have a girlfriend tadow?

~~Alli

'cause I expected you to pay me for your time with her =P

not really ... I just keep her around as an excuse to act hetero every once in a while.

No one's gonna buy that.

Play a trick on her... drop the receiver into the bathroom... it wont work... at least for a couple hours :)

get a job for her as a telemarketer. Damn those people are annoying.

Phone psychic is the way to go. My wife was making ten whole cents a minute working for Miss Cleo. If she's on the phone as much as you you'll be rich!

it only works sometimes..

put something in her mouth

:Graucho

Order a swedish penis pump and a bottle of viagra.

Yepp can beat those swedish sex toys and viagra.

I ones read they helped a kitten out of a tree, have no clue how but it must be true it was in the papers :glugglug

cut the cord

He doesn't even have a girlfriend! He's just trying to look at your bums.

;)

stick yer dick in her ear :1orglaugh

Okay okay, took her shopping =) it worked!