One time in band camp....
 

now finish the sentence :)

Make it interesting...a true story.

And for those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about rent American Pie.

I'll start.

One time in band camp...
my date gave me a hand job under the table at Chili's.

i pissed off the counselor and he made me fill a 10 foot fucking wide circle with rocks until it looked like tile before i could eat...

and this wasnt band camp, summer camp


and you dont even wanna begin to hear my USMC BOOT-CAMP stories!

One time at band camp I got a tuba stuck up my ass. I don't even play the tuba!

I bet they started like "bend over rookie"

You know, I went to band camp for three years. Nothing exciting ever happened. We gave up a week in august to go march around to silly routines in a dusty field. Most of this done while the color gaurd sat on their bums under trees.

And I wasn't even in the band. Come to think of it, I wasn't at camp, either.

LOL man play the ass polka for us :)

One time at band camp I played spin the bottle with a bunch of girls and ended up in an orgie ... 5 girls and me, I was 11 years old.

this one time, in boot camp,

a kid 3 platoons down blew the left side of his face off at 2:00am cuz he couldn't hack it

that was my brother.

did you fuck his corpse after that?

i dont think its funny when a Marine dies....


on the other hand, I'd fist your mother on her period and feed it to your dad while he's sleeping, shrug

would you mind explaining how you'd pull that off without waking the son of a bitch up?

marine's dying .. not funny in the line of duty, absolutely hilarious becaues of a training fuckup ;-)

:glugglug

*ducking*

One time at band camp (yeah.. really at band camp), I woke up, and noticed a girl wearing my favorite sweater at breakfast. She offered to give it back to me later that night.

Aww, to be 15 again.

uuuuhm.. and then what?

Spend all day abusing yourself and dreaming of being 21?

One time a Christian Camp, it was quite time, and I had to go pee, but the counseler told me that I could not leave my bunk until quiet time was over. So I pulled down my pants and pissed in the garbage can from 3 feet away.

Needless to say, he did not find that amusing, so he called my parents. My Dad told him off and said when his kids gotta pee, his kid has gotta pee.

Amen!

when you say "abusing" ... is that sexual abuse? or was I the only kid who sexually abused myself?

I spent my entire teens and early twenties sexually abusing myself. Nice to know I'm not the only one.

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This one time in band camp, I met Spacedog and he let me shove my flute up his ass!!

LOL!!

DH:glugglug

Funny. :1orglaugh

I think I still have part of that tuba up there. My wife says she can hear it every now and then.

This one time in band camp (actually Christian Camp) we lifted some of the ceiling tiles and was able to crawl through the ceiling and get over to the next dorms bathroom and dropped cherry bombs on some guys taking a dump....we were the trouble maker dorm.

The director come in there it's about midnight pissed all to hell...he just told us.

"I know it was you...I can't prove it...but I know it was you."

We got to clean the latrines for that entire next week.