GFY : Support Group and Massive Gangbang! GROW A PAIR YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!!!
Nothing more than a fucking support group with a bunch of people's dicks in other people's mouths. I haven't seen this much ass kissing and pussy crying since last season's Apprentice!
The five types of no-so-interesting but highly fucked up people I've discovered through this clusterfuck of a weekend on GFY:
Person 1) The individuals that are "in the know" and think it's their duty in life to keep posting shit like, "You don't know the entire truth", or "If you only knew the whole story" and my personal fav, "This is their personal life and should be left at that...", after posting on a board with well over 10k views a fucking hour.
Person 2) The Worried affiliate that gets basted and stewed for posting questions about how this is going to affect THEIR MONEY! They ask honest questions only to get flamed for "digging into personal matters that aren't their business". If their money was involved then it's THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS!
Person 3) The sig whore who just posts, "See sig" in every fucking thread.
Person 4) The ass kissers...oh how I hate the ass kissers. The fucking sycophants that hang out with or have partied with guilty parties and feel that they need to step in and defend their buddies. Hell, some of these ass kissers are nothing more than ICQ chat buddies. Give me a fucking break! If you used an ICQ chat buddy as a reference on a business loan they'd laugh your silly ass out of the bank. Most of the people that are ICQ chat buddies are futher away from being business men than Rocky Dennis. Hint: People who run businesses, or better yet, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES don't have time to chat all fucking day on ICQ.
Person 5) The sympathetic friend that just feels bad and can't sleep at night because this couple broke up and their marriage was dissolved because of some bad guy that swooped in and stole her away. They post non-sensical garbage sounding like women or fags. Or maybe fag women...I don't know. I just want to know if their pussies hurt.
I haven't seen this much drama over a failed marriage since Wacko Jacko and Lisa Marie!
I have and will continue to stay the fuck out of every drama thread I see, I avoid them like the plague. However, I enjoy reading them and dissecting the fucktwats that post in them. I find true humor in that...I really do.
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