Funny e-mail I got from a customer today!
 

This guy is in way over my head. I have know idea what he is talking about.


Foremost one must note the response time with respect to the initial transmission, expedient and efficient. Two qualities long forgotten in good business. To the point, Does your consortium seek this method of delivery (purchase via download). One can obtain great exposure via the download method. I do not question corporate decision, albeit, if you are discerning in your endeavors, one may ascertain the yield is much greater than what it is. There is resource available. Should there be some interest on your part let me know. Morbid curiosity dwells within all. It resides in the Limbic and Hypothalamus region of mans existence. Your videos are educational, they depict one of the many forms of communication; albeit the lowest, nonetheless practiced every day. For the record my background is Neurological Research Pharmacology. Also, no one likes to read too much.
Thank you for your time.

Regards


By the by I would have purchased the "tweak hour special" last night, however the operator and I had a failure to communicate. His attempt was admirable, however where my CC 411 is concerned there is no margin for compromise. Should an alternate land line method be available. We can try again

hahaha thats great, give me that guys email, i want to make friends with him.

Two qualities long forgotten in good business. To the point, Does

Thats bad grammar

sounds like he's on crack, but maybe I'm wrong, most people I know who do crack sound like that LMAO

So is "thats" :) Just saying...

He sounds asian to me.

Only shit I ever heard a crackhead say was "I'll suck yo dick fo 5 dollahs", "Yo I wash yo window for a dollah" and "Yo, I from out of town and I tryin to get to tha bus station but my wallet got stole...bla bla bla". Ofcourse...I don't talk to many crackheads so...

You should be able to go to sleep happy knowing that you produce educational videos and are making this world a more intelligent society =0

Good man!

lol, weird and funny at the same time.

I am sure that he builds rocket engines in his spare time.

I think it is the best spam I have seen in a while. Wording, vocabulary, and grammer errors would fool all spam filters. I think you were the target of a spam technology test.

good stuff

So, was "Just" as well as "So" missing a comma.

;-)