I have a thin dick.
 

It's the worst. It's average size length, but damn... a thin dick is the worst.

Seriously, I'm dead serious here

Is there any, I mean ANY way to get my wang fatter without spending a grip of dough.

hmm.

NO

I'm screwed.

i hear socks stuffing is great!

microwave it!

On behalf of all the women.

This thread is useless without a pic

I'm like that guy from duece biggalo male gigalo, I seriously have a thin dick.

I hate my thin dick. I need to make up for my losses with freaky ass and clit licking galore. Without my twisted and dark sexual insanity I'd be nowhere

well you can actually thicken your dink by doing some pretty simple exercises ... thickening is done by "milking" which is
1. attain a "semi-erection"
2. grab your penis fairly firmly around the base with your thumb and pointer finger ..( like the "OK" symbol ) and milk the blood very slowly towards the head of your penis..
3. Do this slowly and firmly causing the blood to "engorge" your penis. this engorging with cause stretching of the erectile chambers ..and that in turn ( like a balloon will make it easier to blow up) so to speak ...
4. only do this for around 5 min ... and base your amount of pressure on the amount of uncomfortableness you are feeling ... you will get bruising .. so don't go to hard on it .. but it does work .. and the only draw back is that some men felt that their erection while bigger wasn't as firm as it had been in the past ...

try it ..

thanks for the advice for sure, but my erections arent as firm as i'd like them to be as it is. for this reason would you advise againts that ^ ?

well lots of things to consider ... age... diet ... actual arousal levels .. blah blah .. truth is if you are having any issues with your gear ... hit the doc .. and if all is well give cialas a try ... i have been performing in adult film for 8 years ... the shit is the bomb... everyones doing it and if they are not they will be soon enough ...

Talk to your Doctor. According to this 2002 article by the BBC, better penis implants were on the way 3 years ago.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2251123.stm

tape it before you hit it

Unless i missed it, it doesn't say how much you gain.

Phalloplasty - Penis Enlargement Surgery ? Penile Lengthening

An outpatient penile shaft enhancement procedure which increases the length of the penile shaft.

http://www.drgiunta.com/phallo_lengthen.html

Penis implants are pointless.

kudos bob, the world needs more straight shooters like you!

that sure is a problem. I don't know if anything can be done. good luck to you man.

Try to be a gay now, that's the worst option you have.

Ask BradM for a fastsize! I think they will make your dick longer and thicker!

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get a hammer or a mallet if you prefer - lay your noodle on a workbench or any table or desk if you don't have a workbench then just whack it with the hammer 10 times, use some force, can't just tap it - you might pass out but when you come to i guarantee you that your penis will be nice and thick and plump.

It's not a problem it's a fact, an act of God if you want. Visit us and be assured you're not alone :winkwink:

fast size is for you bro