Why its it that the moment you break up with your gf....
 

ex girlfriends seem to find your phonenumber again???

This week I have had four ex girlfriends contacting me. One even called me from Brazil....
Do they have some sort of secret messageboard we are not aware of or something??
:helpme

They only use telepathy when you're in the gutter. They KNOW when the time to strike is.

word gets around fast :)

Well you know how girls go to the bathroom in groups?
A little secret is that we have advanced telecomuncations in there.

It's called, "The Girl-Vine!"

And when your ex-girlfriends start to call. All we want to do is make sure that 1) We were right and you really are an asshole.. and 2) The last girl made your life even more miserable than we did.

I don't know - it's the opposite for me - when I have a girlfriend, other girls are suddenly coming out of the woodwork wanting a piece of me; when I'm single they all seem to disappear :(

It's like a sixth sense I guess

Yup, that happens to me as well.

you must be very popular

Keep it up and you will never be an ex of mine!
:disgust

Oh yeah that too....
But the ex's leave you alone when you are dating and show up when its over...right?

I'm married.

Thats ok. Some of my ex gf's are as well.
:upsidedow

oh, I didn't see you meant specifically exes - most of my exes that I'm still in contact with are in serious relationships now and are not really the cheating type.

you sexy little man you must be!

Good for you! :thumbsup

Checking out the your songs right now btw...Sounds great!
:)

:Oh crap Scary

Neh...I have money and I am gullible.
:1orglaugh

exactly the same here. :)

they are watching you

why thank you :)

they probably got your place bugged, tech is cheap these days.