It hurts.
 

I've got a fucking tooth-ache and I can't get to a dentist in days.
I just lack time! It hurts sooo.. bad! I don't know which way I should be, nothing helps! I've eaten dozens of painkillers, they help for like 10 minutes...

I don't have for a dentist until friday! Oh, the misery.

Come over here.... I'll gouge that fucker right outta your head.

Otherwise an excellent option, but it would still take days.
I should probably do like Tom Hanks in 'cast away', just beat it off with a rock.

Just pull it out with some vice grips & you'll be fine! :thumbsup

My friend, there appears to be only one viable solution left to you at this juncture:

Heavy quantities of alcohol.

:1orglaugh

I dont think they even have dentists in finland

Come here. You'll forget all about that tooth in a minute...

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You know those Altoid mints, get some, let one basically melt on that tooth, eat as many as you want, it will help :)

The peppermint kind! I think they have hot ones, don't think that would be any help at all lol

Amp's suggestion is the best.
I'll just get me a nice bottle of Vodka. That should keep my mind off the pain.

I just called to a dentist to see if they had times... The only one open this late (7pm) has patients atleast up to 2am! I don't want to go to a fucking dentist @ 2am.

Guess I'll drink the vodka. Skip lessons tomorrow and go to a dentist. Shit.

Here's a lesson for you kids, if you stay awake days in a row, drink heavy quatities of coke and don't have time to get your teeth brushed, you're fucked.

No one appreciates it when I try to help. :(

I do, but I just found Amp's suggestion far more appealing.

hahah FATPad....another convert to the power of the brick! ;))))

IB-Profin best thing in the world for a toothache:thumbsup

Won't your dentist even prescribe you some vicatin (sp?) or Tylenol with codeine?

It sounds like a infection, get a hold of some antibiotics and it will kill the pain!

I don't have a regular dentist, hence the wait.
I have to reserve a time with some dentist tomorrow morning when they open. Now I only have 500mg Aspirins.. not very good.
Luckily I have a bottle of "Danzka lemon vodka" :)

TeenGodFather damn it do you know you're living in Finland? This is a welfare country - you just go to the nearest dentist and say you need your pain removed NOW. Seriously

Nope. I can see a hole in my tooth. It's in the wisdomtooth, that's not good. I pray to higher-beings they don't have to pull it out.

They will. Guaranteed.

The nearest dentist that is open is booked until 2am. I called. It's the only (!) open dentist in helsinki at this time. Not nice.

Thanks for the comforting words.

Sorry man.... but it's the truth. No dentist is going to fuck around trying to save a wisdom tooth. Prepare to lose it.

Guy you're joking. 500k citizens and 1mill in surroundings and you have one dentist.

Come to the western coach my friend :1orglaugh

Yeah, I was as surprised as you are. 1 that's open... guess they're not into making money, except for the 1, damn he must be making good bank.

I will prepare myself for the removal. I hate it!
There's different sorts of pain, when I had my tattoo done for 6 hours or so, it wasn't so bad... but even if my tooth sorta hurts less, it's more horrible....

Tell them to take all 4 and be done with it, because the others will most likely cause you problems down the road... :)

It'll be better in the long run... you'd only have problems with it later if you try to keep it. Any dentist worth his metal hook will give you some good drugs for the pain.

If it's an infection, you're even more fucked than you think. Most dentists will not pull an infected tooth until the infection is taken care of.

WTF,,, you got an emergency and you have to make an appointment,,,

do you also have to make an appointment for heart attacks?

Yeah I know!
Damn, I shoulda gotten them all removed when I was in the army, I would have gotten 3 days off duty too. :)

No.
I called to this one and only place that's open and they have customers 7 hours ahead, so if I just went there I'd still have to wait the 7 hours. It's sucks so bad. I don't get it. Guess other people have emergencies as well..

i got an idea TGF... get a bottle of vodka (absolut) like amp suggested and goto ur local bar(pub) and start a lil fight with the bouncer and be like come on i dare yah and raise ur face to where his/her fist will hit the general area of the tooth... problem fixed and saves u cash and gas for the toof doctor...

my :2 cents:

bunky

get some twine...go to a supermarket or wal-mart(some place busy) tie one end around the tooth and close your eyes have your friend tie the other to the bumper of a random parked car...

you could also get to the roof of the tallest building in your city preferably 5 stories or higher...tie the twine around your tooth and the other to a staionary object and then jump....

let me know if these suggestions help in any way...

One drop of clove oil, right in the hole, and you'll be pain-free for at least an hour. Seriously.

I think I'll give this a try, can't get any worse atleast.

I'm going thru the same thing...I have to have all four of my wisdom teeth yanked...and they're all compacted so they have to shatter them first then pull the shards out...I use a strong cocktail of beer, xanax, and lortab...it seems to work fine until you blackout, then the pain seems to bring you back from the comma so it works out...

go to your local pagan herbalist & buy a vial of clove oil..

put 12 drops in a glass of warm, salted water.. swish the water around your mouth to soke the tooth.. DONT swallow or drink the water.. the pain should be gone for at least 6 hours due to the numbing affect of the clove oil...

don't be a pussy and just rip the fucker out

Every decent store in the US has stuff like Oragel, which has benzocaine in it. A drop or squeze of this stuff into the cavity of an aching tooth relives pain in seconds. A bit more conveinient than clove oil. Go to your local drugstore and ask them for over-the-counter benzocaine products. It shoud be on the shelf near the toothbrushes.

Works quite well.

Well TGF, from the subject of this thread, I was worried that you were talking about your ass. :Graucho

Hope you get your tooth situation fixed soon!

"Tooth" is slang for "ass" in TGF's world.

Best suggestion's of all...

Pain will be gone....Problem sloved....

I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out soon and I'm soooo scared. Did anyone here ever have the procedure done? Do they yank it out like any other teeth or do they have to do an operation? I heard it requires some type of real minor oral surgery....is this true? Does it hurt a lot?

I've had all my wisdom teeth pulled... yes, it is surgery.... yes it hurts... yes there will be pain for awhile.... but it's necessary to continuing with life.

OK, out of my bag of tricks all I can offer is to pinch your earlobe on the side that is hurting. Strong steady pressure may take the edge off the pain. You might try a clothespin with some thing like gause to make it more comfortable. The other is for general pain and that is to rub the webbing between your thumb and fingers. It will probably hurt like hell, but can also help.

Go get that puppy yanked!

But don't they give you anesthesia or something to numb the pain? You can't feel anything...can you?
And what happens if you don't get your wisdom teeth pulled out? I'm scared of dentists :(

nope,they don;t give you nothing. it's cruel and you can loose your senses from pain. Some people say it's worse than cutting your foot....good luck with it :thumbsup

Heat, TGF - HEAT!

Get one of those warming pads or a hot water bottle and strap it to your jaw. You'll look like a moron (I know I did) but it works - to a point.

I did it for three days while I waited for a double root canal - only way I could stay sane. Either that or go down the emergency ward at your local hospital and ask for a shot of the good stuff.

Of course, they will numb you silly.... all you'll feel during the process is some pressure and pulling....

if you don't get them pulled? You'll be in agony until you do.