how to mentally abuse your in-laws ( make daddy in law feel like shit)
 

part two of the pussyserver howto's cover how to mentally abuse your inlaws

please post your questions at this time

how to make the "i think im better than you & everybody else" sister in law come back down to earth.

discuss.

if you married their daughter that should be punishment enough

I'm the one suffering the punishment for their daughter :1orglaugh

my inlaws are awesome, whats wrong with this picture?

I can not wait for my mother in law to move in.

Built in Nanny.
Built in Doctor

OK kids..... the first rule of in-law abuse is this

you must know that they really dont like you

in the beginning all will be smiles and hugs and good food

you will feel equal accepted and loved

but........................

its all bullshit they dont like you and there daughter really could do better

so it is your responsibility to make them all feel like losers and especially dad since he is the leader of the household.

The best way to do this is guess what...............thats right use the daughter herself

late one night while you in the daughter are having pillow talk make up some really fucked up family secret with emphasis on your dad being the fucked up party if you can make yourself cry that would be even better

tell her how you feel like such a loser and that how you wish your family was perfecxt like hers

and this is when it will get good if you have been laying the pipe halfway right then she will begin to tell you some of the most fucked up family secrets you ever heard (everyone has them)

at the next family get together throw this up in a circle of no less then 6 family members including dad in law but make sure to keep a smile on the whole time like anything you said out the way was un intentional

he will start to feel like shit

now just sit back and watch the dominoes fall he will start arguing with his wife and proably kick her ass your wife will start crying but pay her no mind get some fuckin popcorn and relax

once shit is way outta control the brother will proably accuse the dad of i-n-c-est thats when you step in

and say you know can we all just be a family here be sure to shed a tear

they will all feel like shit and you will look like the hero

the next topic is how to kick her Dads ass

some of theese pop in laws are pretty strong and can fight like pitbulls so you gotta be ready

the best way to handle a cock strong dad in law is to catch him off guard

walk up to him and say "dude im gonna have to kick your ass dad"

then proceed to sucker punch him in his cock

he will respect you for this and be happy you are the man his daughter chose

What the fuck?

Are you 12?

pussyserver is my hero

you aren't even remotely funny dipshit. try something else.

Really?
He just made my ignore list - nothing but worthless dribble and the worst part is that he doesn't have a clue as to what he's talking about!

me very glad to help you girly men get your panties in a bunch

now go clean up something and stop pretending to be men

by the way where is your wife?

any questions?

suckerpunch him in his cock.... that's some funny shit.

it works that and a half nelson on over protective brother and you are all set

Five bucks says you don't get invited often to family functions.

Ten bucks says you're the one they talk about in hushed tones.

this dude cracks me up.

hushed tones??? yeah you are proably right I mean who wants a jab to the cock

they learn quickly

Some solid advice in here







if you are a fucking moron

Wow pussyserver - you must have REAL low self esteem/self worth/confidence/small penis etc...or you are just 10 years old.

I have been blessed with inlaws that I actually like. If someone played games with my family like that I would get rid of him.

Anyone who finds these posts offensive, simply has no sense of humour.

Keep up the good work and my wife sends her regards!

My father-in-law is my best friend. If me and my wife ever get a divorce, I'm keeping the father-in-law, she can have the rest.

why would one go out of their way to cause pain?

pain is exciting

bump for fucking up step daddy

Pussyserver plz quit bumping old threads

sig spot on pussyserver's retarded bumped thread

By the way, thanks for the sig spot. :pimp

I felt like bumping her... so I bumped this thread instead

Looking like a retarded 12 year old in this thread once wasn't enough? You just had to bump it, in case anyone missed your embarrassing self-ownage?

my inlaws rock...the old man is very cool, mom's pretty cool most of the time too ... guess I lucked out

Punch him in the cock once anyway.

It's always a good idea to be sure he knows who the lead bull is.:2 cents:

if only that easy :1orglaugh

Any further questions on this topic?

I like my in-laws and they like me too.

I like them more than my own folks.

I won't do anything to diss them.

if you really and truly wanted to piss then off you would have knocked there daughter up and not married her.
that really pisses them off.
and no job to support the kid.

Jesus, it's so much simpler when you're Mexican. All I have to do to make my in-laws like me is always, always whenever we're around them be either bringing and opening a beer for their son, bringing him a plate of food, or taking his empty plate and empty beer bottle away for him when he's done. Getting pregnant and agreeing to name the baby after someone on their side of the family also helps. It's a lot easier than dealing with the fallout from punching anyone in the cock, anyway.

this is exactly why i will be marrying a latino woman

american women are stuck up/spoiled brats, who look at you & laugh when you hand them an empty plate, or best case "roll their eyes"

i'm getting me a Mexican/Columbian woman....they got the same facial features/tits of a white girl, & were raised right...& way more passionate

:pimp

if you dont like them, cuss them out, unless you are afraid your wife will leave you ....

mas·och·ism (ms-kzm)
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences

I bet you'd be a hell of a lot more fun, if you'd shoot to be #1.