Dear Abby - my bitch wife wants me to quit going fishing!
 

"Dear Abby:
When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.

We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

A fisherman.

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught."


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http://www.jokesbee.com/graphx/sambass.jpg


~ Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife. That's a nice pair of bass! - Abby.




www.jokesbee.com :D

Nobody likes Sam the fisherman?

please.

Is today gay day at GFY and no one told me? :D

lol, nice man.

What happened to your daily trivia threads btw? They were good to kill 10 minutes each day.

best bass pic :)

I've been collecting trivia questions for weeks now. The TOUGH TRIVIA will be back very soon, no worries.

Watch for it. :D

lol if that was my fishing buddy i don't think id ever come home. :)

http://www.jokesbee.com/graphx/sambass.jpg

$50 says they bought the fish at the grocery store on the way to the lake, and then fucked all day on the boat :pimp

damn, sam is built like a brick shit house, lol.

So you're saying you think the guy's wife has a point?

:1orglaugh

I go fishing sometimes. My boobs don't look like that, though.

Neither do mine.

So let's head out. Your boat or mine? :D

She has nice big boobs.

Let me guess- ice fishing?

Alls I can say about the picture is her neck has to be killing her from the bathing suit strings....I cant wear one of those for 5 minutes .. my rack is too fucking big for those kind of tops ..its topless or bust :1orglaugh

Meh. If he's banging the chick on the boat, then he's either rich or hot, which means his wife is hot. He should do his best to convince her to come along for the "fishing".

Not yet.

(no boat req'd for ice fishing :D )


Betty -- I don't think the top is holding up her rack. They look to be stand-alones.

:D

You've really put a lot of serious thought into this haven't you.

:D

Great post Nice surprise