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Playa-Deak 10-27-2005 09:21 PM

What would you do if you were it this intense situation?
 
You went to sleep at 1am. 3am You Decided yo fat ass was a lil hungry and had nothing in the fridge. You slip on some jogging pants, some gym shoes, and a sweater to ride to an all night restuarant. As you leave out your house into the frontayrd. You notice a silhouette is in you car acting erratic... Then it hits you... SOMEONE'S STEALING YOUR CAR!!!

HOW WOULD THE TUFF WORLD OF GFY DEAL WITH THAT?

Ramos 10-27-2005 09:23 PM

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DWB 10-27-2005 09:25 PM

I woke up once to 3 guys breaking into my car. My girl called 911 and I went after them. I caught one and pinned him down until the cops came. The other 2 got away.

We pressed charges as did about 10 other people who the police found out got jacked by them the same night.

Doctor Dre 10-27-2005 09:26 PM

The weapons are in the car so there isn't much I can do lol

SleazyDream 10-27-2005 09:27 PM

all depends on my mood - some days i'd call the cops - but if i'm in the wrong mood i'd have me some fun. nothing like a 300lbs monster on adreline comming at ya to scare the shit out of someone :thumbsup

Playa-Deak 10-28-2005 02:05 PM

lol, ill grab the pistol

TDF 10-28-2005 02:08 PM

run inside the house and get my pistol

Mako 10-28-2005 02:09 PM

Grab the gun and celly, go back out and have a "conversation".

In CA, they don't necessarily have to be inside your home for you to be able to legally remove them from planet Earth, but it has to be the right circumstance. You can't just go John Wayne out there and blow him away, or you're going to jail. Equal force still applies.

So I'd plant a ghetto revolver on him after. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Furious_Male 10-28-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Playa-Deak
lol, ill grab the pistol

Yea but if you kill him you run the risk of going to prison regardless of him trying to rob your car.

Im not sure what I would do. I imagine I would yell to be sure he knew someone was around then probably try to call 911. Chances are the fucking guy would run the minute he knew someone was around. IF the cops were around they may find him right away.

Fresh 10-28-2005 02:12 PM

id let him take it then report it the next morning and have a new car by the end of the week.

MikeyFingaz 10-28-2005 02:18 PM

well, i would have had my gun since i have a ccw permit.... so what i would have WANTED to do would be to take the guy down at gunpoint n hold him there while calling 911...but then i woulda ended up in jail because i wasnt in danger at that point... so what i WOULD have done would be to call 911 and try to not let him see me so that he wouldnt run, and hope the cops got there fast enough.... even tho i woulda rather go for option one... nothing worse than thieves (except child molesters, rapist, and politicians)... they all need to be shot, or atleast hurt abit... but society says that vigilante justice is wrong... and i aint goin to jail over a thief.

The Heron 10-28-2005 02:21 PM

Grab a ball bat and go kneecap him.

dynastoned 10-28-2005 02:30 PM

AR15's are great for situations like this. :)

Vitasoy 10-28-2005 02:41 PM

Grab my baseball bat and surprise him

davethetruth 10-28-2005 02:43 PM

I'd run in and call the cops. The camry isn't worth much more effort than that :)

mahoney 10-28-2005 02:46 PM

Perhaps I would yell at them to try and scare them off but then immediatley call the fuzz :2 cents:

TheLegacy 10-28-2005 02:50 PM

since you never know if he has a gun or not, and even if you shoot him and he is still alive with the laws he can sue you - plus you dont know if its your teen kid making out with his girlfriend in the back of daddy's car. Added to that, who's to say that he doesnt have a spotter nearby who is ready to pounce on you in case.

simply put, you have no other solution than call the cops. Thats why they are there, anything else and you likely can face more jail time than the person ripping you off.

After Shock Media 10-28-2005 02:50 PM

I would ask him to please either total the car or make sure it is never found so I get all the insurance money.

HammerALL 10-28-2005 02:52 PM

Well some guy tried this last winter - he got introduced to my puppy - lets just say he didn't stick around long.

GlydeGirl 10-28-2005 03:42 PM

As a woman, I am no match strength-wise to some strung-out crack junkie who would want to steal my car. I'd call the cops.

Herb Kornfield 10-28-2005 04:01 PM

I'd pray that the truck vanishes... Ive got Gap coverage ...

New car for Herb. Thanks Theif.

Nubiles 10-28-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
all depends on my mood - some days i'd call the cops - but if i'm in the wrong mood i'd have me some fun. nothing like a 300lbs monster on adreline comming at ya to scare the shit out of someone :thumbsup


Bullet vs. 300 lb monster.... not good

Bullet vs 300 lb monster with his own bullet.... everything is ok now

gornyhuy 10-28-2005 05:39 PM

I'd go inside and push the detonator button... I keep my car wired with c4 for just such an occasion.

pornguy 10-28-2005 05:44 PM

Where I live, nothing will happen to the guy, if he pays the cops more than I do. So, I would take him fishing.

You dont ever want to go fishing in mexico after getting caught trying to steal someones car.

spacedog 10-28-2005 05:44 PM

definately kick his fucking teeth in. I'd beat him to a fucking bloody pulp.

Then when he's lying bloodied & unconscious i'll call the cops & tell them he was trying to steal my car, & tell them when I opened the door he took a swing at me.


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