Paris Hilton has sex in porta-potty
 

Paris Hilton apparently attended a Hollywood party with Mary-Kate's ex-boyfriend, another Greek shipping heir, Stravor Niarchos. The two made out like it was 1999, before retiring to a portable john to finish up, which I suppose Niarchos would find kinky since his last girlfriend had never used her digestive system long enough to step foot in a bathroom.

Now, for a regular person, this might be a little gross and wrong, but it's Paris Hilton. So I am neither shocked nor appalled. In fact, she could crawl out of a circus elephant's ass, sweaty and naked, hand in hand with Tom Arnold, and it really wouldn't bother me. I wouldn't even tell the children at the circus to avert their eyes. By this point, Paris Hilton being disgusting is just one of those wonders of nature, like when a caterpillar turns into a rabid vagina that eats your face. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/67862004.htm

They probably just went in to do a few lines... tabloids always say they are fucking.

agreed...

thats probably as low as she has stooped

No, when she banged my fat ass, was way lower....

haha that slut

Nothing would surprise me about her anymore.

People aren't sick of hearing about this skank yet?

thats a rich slut

Well, who here hasn't done that kind of thing before? Alright so a porta potty probably stinks to high heaven... but when you're horny, you're horny.

Paris is just acting like any typical 20 something party girl

Paris is cool :) I like her way of thinking "I don't give a fuck on your opinion"

Evidently Not :pimp

I have to commend you on your prose.... funny shit.

why thankya :upsidedow

Stupid cracked out whore. Why doesn't she just do porn and get it over with.

nice, id piss in her ass

paris likes to ski. don't ask me how i know, i just do. and no i didnt hang with her. gees.

club djs know certain dirt. ;)

Question is......

Was it a raunchy shit & piss smelling porta-a-potty after a full nights use, or did it still smell like a "Little-Tree" pine car air freshner?

That'll tell you a whole lot more about the skinny little slut :thumbsup

Paris is a bitch, a hot bitch though :upsidedow

If he dosen't care about her, why does he bother writing this article ... stupid fuck

when have you ever gone into a porta potty that didnt smell like someone just smeared shit all over the walls?

everytime i have had to piss in a portapotty, its damn near made me vomit from the stench.

anyone who can even get a hard on in there must have psychological ties to poop and sex

exactly...