Tell Everyone Something About Yourself .....
 

Make it something that is not common knowledge ....

For me:

I hold a Bachelors Degree in Business (Marketing Major), a diploma of Market Research, am Certified in Instructional Skills and am also a Qualified Quality System Auditor - 4 lots of letters after my name that I will NEVER use (because it is a wank).

Oh, that, and I had 6 professional fights as a heavyweight boxer way back when.

:pimp

I got a ticket for peeing in public in San Francisco when I was a kid.
Since I was still in highschool during the day, my mom went and paid the fine for me.

*shrug*

I currently have herpes on both my upper and lower lip.

Simplex one would hope.

:winkwink:

Oh, and when I was an altar boy, I used to fondle my naughty bits under my robe during mass..

Yup, I always get that under stress. :)

Pretty Interesting NaughtWhores- epecially the boxing. Why did you decide to give it up?

hmm, something little known about me... i like ladybugs ;)

I'm fat.
I have no life.
I am very serious with my work.

i am an extremely fortunate noob, who is in a position to learn from kick ass people...
almost became a cop when i was young (even tho i was still a stoner, lol), got sidetracked from that when i started working in bars... became the best mc in my city... ran into my highschool friend jayman one night at the club i was dj/ing in and he got me into the biz... rest will be history that has yet to come:thumbsup:

My name is BRISK and I am funky

In my last fight I fought someone who REALLY could box (a guy name Craig Peterson who went on to beat Jimmy Thunder for the Australasian Heavyweight title.

The ONLY reason I lasted the 8 rounds was I think he knocked me out on my feet about 15 seconds into the fight.

Looked like a Mongoloid for a week afterwards and to this day my jaw still clicks on both sides from the double dislocation he handed me.

I actually vomited about 4 days after when I watched the video tape of the fight - got to about about halfway through round 3. Threw it out.

:upsidedow

dude i didnt know you were a pro boxer.

makes sense when you see the size of you

Cool story and a worthy 500th post for you !

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I am a psychomagnet :Oh crap

nice bro... i know the feeling.. i used to do semi-pro mixed martial arts fights... had one guy slam me against the cage sooo hard that i went thru the fucker and landed on the floor about 4feet from where the cage was... they had to stop the event for an hour to fix the cage... other than that, i been choked out twice by submissions i didnt see coming, or was too damn tired to stop it... there was a piece of footage from "beyond the glory/ ultimate fighting championship" where it shows my instructor reffeing a fight where a guy gets knocked out by a roundhouse kick... it made me want to get bak into training:thumbsup:

I NEVER has an amateur fight - my old man dragged me kicking and screaming to learn to box when I was 10 because he was a boxer in Army national Service. I hated it for a while, but trained on and off for 15 years. Had my first pro fight on 1 April 1989 (yep, April Fools day) when I was 22. Lost a 3 rounder on points because I lost the plot and tried to street fight the dude, then was a man on a mission and won my next 4 in the 1st, 2nd, 2nd, 1st respectively.

Actually thought I was the shit until Mr Peterson rearranged my head, and pretty much all of my upper body ;-)

I also got my Black Belt in Zen Do Kai karate in my teenage years, just to spite the old man and because all my mates were doing it.

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thanx, i didnt even notice, lol... gfy is addicting, lol

Sweet... mixed cage fights came a bit after my time ... and by that time I had enough from bouncing and debt collecting and shit thern for all the fun to be out of it anyway.

:Oh crap

I work with disabled children.

I had my tounge pierced for 11 years. Got it done all the way back in 1994.
Took it out about 2 months ago.

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I.

VERY cool mate.

I wish I could do something really useful like that.

hats off to you !

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Can i ask why you took it out ?

:(

Thanks :thumbsup

it has its ups and downs though
but pretty rewarding

nice record, i like the fact that you are a heavy handed fighter... most of mine that i won were by knock out also... only got submissions on a few guys... took balls to fight a pro in yor debut... ya gotta give props to anybody who has the guts to actually get in the ring/cage and see what they got... no matter what the outcome... no shame in losing, because the pride of actually doing it outweighs any shame of loss:thumbsup;

that is admirable stuff right there:thumbsup:

this is quickly becoming a really good thread... helps ya feel like ya know more about peope:thumbsup:

Me being a greedy capitalist pig makes other people money. :)

pure tea tree oil will dry that shit right up as soon as you feel one coming on.. I swear by it.

You so got that right. by FAR the hardest part is the walk from the dressing room to the ring.

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My back was broken in three spots , and I was told I would never walk again in 92 from a horrible car wreck .

Yeah, Chris working with disabled kids sort of makes a whole lot of other shit pale into insignificance.

Good for him I say - wish I could truly say I did more to really help others less fortunate apart from throw money at some charities here and there !!

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Yeah man, I remember you telling me that horror story.

Just goes to show you can't keep a good man down !

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yup, i live in ohio... all of our fights were in richmond indiana... during the road trip i could feel the nerves starting to kick in, the closer we got the nerves got worse... some our guys would sleep on the way there... i dont know how they did it... then ya get that sick to your stomach feeling and all nervous kneed... then ya get in there feeling like your gonna puke, and the bell rings... and as you taste that first bit of leather, all the nerves go away... its wierd, lol... go figure.

:Oh crap damn man!!! glad to see that you are ok:thumbsup:

You certainly can ask. :thumbsup

I had an interview for a "proper" job a few months ago. At another one earlier in the year it was an issue. So I took it out just in case. Would have put it back in if I'd got the job. (I didn't - lack of commercial programming experience..again!). I left it out as it felt right to do it. Also a dentist had pointed out to me that it was wearing away my gums around the roots of my front incicisor (spelling!!??) teeth and that sort of damage is irreversible. As my teeth are 100% perfect I thought I'd like to keep them that way and not have my teeth suddenly drop out one day because there was nothing left to hold them in.

Has made kissing and oral sex different. Never experienced either without until recently!!! :winkwink: :winkwink:

Later..
I.

I hear that dude.... all the butterflies fuck right off at the first sting, the it's down to business. no crowd, no nothing, just do the do.

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Understandable.

After so long must be almost the same difference in sex as for those just getting it done ...

He he

;-)

Actually so do I, but that's just being a GFY Admin. :Oh crap

yup, its wierd how you dont hear the crowd once you are actually fighting... once an exchange was over and the guy would back off, i could start to hear the crowd again, which told me i wasnt concentrating on the fight... but as soon as another exchange would start, it would go quite again... strange shit indeed, lol.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Nice one.

Ha ha ha ha

Predictable, but still damn funny.

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I'm female, I hold a brown belt in karate, currently learning shaolin kung fu. I love video games and watching UFC. I volunteer at the animal shelter on weekends :)

i dont really have anything that interesting to share.

i got a math degree...which i use everytime im figuring out the tip in a restaurant

Lol...yes it is. Would like to be kissed by some one with a pierced tounge now I don't have it as well. See what it's like with only one piece of metal in there!!

Perhaps I'll get my dick pierced to spice things up :thumbsup :winkwink:

I.

Ha ha ha - you NOTHING interesting ?

Ha ha ha

Math degree ... damn.... that's some serious brainpower dude.

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Damn we have a winner....

Athletic...

Tough.....

Disciplined .....

With a big heart....

Will you marry me ?

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now there is a girl after my own heart... UFC fan, and an animal lover...:thumbsup:

I'm 22 years old. I quit my job because my bosses were dumber than shit -- they wouldnt let me switch to part time because they needed me full-time; now they don't got shit. I'm good at programming computers and I love sex. I'm an asshole when it comes to STD tests, instead of getting a q-tip stuck inside of my cock I'll go get a temporary girlfriend for a couple weeks before talking her into going to the walk-in to get tested -- it's flawless.

In my pass time, I like making hiphop beats. I love making money and lots of it, even if it involves robbing high strung drug dealers.

How about a fact about people?

People only tell you the things they want because they think it will impress you.

Want to know something about me?

I alternate my butt wiping hands every thursday

Congrats to the winners! :thumbsup

well, that is pretty impressive, lol. :1orglaugh :winkwink: