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Theo The Theologian 10-27-2005 12:12 AM

Jesus built my Hotrod
 

Thank you Jesus.

On a side note, did you know Jerry Kurl (JerryKurl.com ) is not only a blog, but it is also a hairstyle made popular by musical giants like Lionel Ritchie, Tito Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.


Theo The Theologian 10-27-2005 12:12 AM

And Jerry was a race car driver.

Ramos 10-27-2005 12:12 AM

Lionel Richie gets all the hot women

nofx 10-27-2005 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
And Jerry was a race car driver.

man I didnt know you liked primus

my name is mudd niggah

Shoehorn! 10-27-2005 12:21 AM

Best thread ever. And Primus kicks ass.

newbreed 10-27-2005 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Lionel Richie gets all the hot women

Say you, say me... :thumbsup

Theo The Theologian 10-27-2005 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
man I didnt know you liked primus

my name is mudd niggah

Yes Brother Pyrotechnic Less, I bow down to the alter that is the Mighty Tim Alexander weekly.

On a side note do you like cheese, or fig newtons? I think they are both very tasty, but suffer from underdeveloped marketing. Some retooling of their ad campaigns should be done fast, or they may suffer the same fate as those nilla wafers.

nofx 10-27-2005 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Yes Brother Pyrotechnic Less, I bow down to the alter that is the Mighty Tim Alexander weekly.

On a side note do you like cheese, or fig newtons? I think they are both very tasty, but suffer from underdeveloped marketing. Some retooling of their ad campaigns should be done fast, or they may suffer the same fate as those nilla wafers.

I sail the seas of cheese niggah

reed_4 10-27-2005 02:51 AM

when will you shave your beard theo? BTW that's a hot bus. :thumbsup

Ace_luffy 10-27-2005 04:05 AM

hot wheels... indeed

Theo The Theologian 10-27-2005 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4
when will you shave your beard theo? BTW that's a hot bus. :thumbsup


I can't Brother Flute. It's against my religions

xclusive 10-27-2005 06:50 AM

fig newtons rock I have them every week

psili 10-27-2005 06:52 AM

Mmmm... Ministry.... Mmmmm......
 
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it?s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You?re a wild wild little town bitch
Now how ?bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don?t dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I?m talkin? about I said
Why why why it?ll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It?ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt ?bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin? uh it don?t know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I?ll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it?s here it?s this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
It?s a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

Theo The Theologian 10-27-2005 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by psili
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong


Bless you Brother Pees Silly. Don't you just love that line? To me it conveys a sense of peace with the World.


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