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  • Theo The Theologian
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #1

    Jesus built my Hotrod


    Thank you Jesus.

    On a side note, did you know Jerry Kurl (JerryKurl.com ) is not only a blog, but it is also a hairstyle made popular by musical giants like Lionel Ritchie, Tito Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.



    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.
  • Theo The Theologian
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #2
    And Jerry was a race car driver.


    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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    • Ramos2
      Custom User Title
      • Dec 2004
      • 11927

      #3
      Lionel Richie gets all the hot women
      blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
        And Jerry was a race car driver.
        man I didnt know you liked primus

        my name is mudd niggah

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Best thread ever. And Primus kicks ass.

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          • newbreed
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 9898

            #6
            Originally posted by Ramos
            Lionel Richie gets all the hot women
            Say you, say me...

            Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
            I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
            fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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            • Theo The Theologian
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 1099

              #7
              Originally posted by nofx
              man I didnt know you liked primus

              my name is mudd niggah
              Yes Brother Pyrotechnic Less, I bow down to the alter that is the Mighty Tim Alexander weekly.

              On a side note do you like cheese, or fig newtons? I think they are both very tasty, but suffer from underdeveloped marketing. Some retooling of their ad campaigns should be done fast, or they may suffer the same fate as those nilla wafers.


              I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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              • nofx
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 16826

                #8
                Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                Yes Brother Pyrotechnic Less, I bow down to the alter that is the Mighty Tim Alexander weekly.

                On a side note do you like cheese, or fig newtons? I think they are both very tasty, but suffer from underdeveloped marketing. Some retooling of their ad campaigns should be done fast, or they may suffer the same fate as those nilla wafers.
                I sail the seas of cheese niggah

                Often times I wonder why
                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                When sickness comes I must decide:
                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                • reed_4
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 9640

                  #9
                  when will you shave your beard theo? BTW that's a hot bus.

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                  • Ace_luffy
                    www.creationcrew.com
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 12165

                    #10
                    hot wheels... indeed


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                    • Theo The Theologian
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 1099

                      #11
                      Originally posted by reed_4
                      when will you shave your beard theo? BTW that's a hot bus.

                      I can't Brother Flute. It's against my religions


                      I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                      • xclusive
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 35218

                        #12
                        fig newtons rock I have them every week

                        I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                        • psili
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5526

                          #13
                          Mmmm... Ministry.... Mmmmm......

                          Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
                          Jerry lee lewis was the devil
                          Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
                          All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
                          So there was only one thing that I could do
                          Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

                          Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
                          Ticky ticky thought of a gun
                          Everytime I try to do it all now baby
                          Am I on the run
                          Why why why why why baby
                          If it?s so evil then?
                          Give me my time, with all my power
                          Give it to me all again (wow)
                          Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
                          Every where I go

                          Everytime you tell me baby
                          When I settle down
                          Got to get me a trailer park
                          And hold my world around
                          Why why why why?

                          Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
                          Dingy dingy son of a gun
                          Half my time I tell you baby
                          Never am I all for sure
                          Why why why why why baby
                          Sicky sicky from within
                          Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
                          You?re a wild wild little town bitch
                          Now how ?bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
                          Dingy a dingy dong a down

                          Everytime you tell me baby
                          When I settle down
                          Got to get me a trailer park
                          And hold my world around
                          Why why why why?

                          In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
                          A sticky sticky son of a gun
                          Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
                          Why why never know
                          Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
                          Then you take it on the bill
                          Ding dang dong don?t dong
                          Whoa!

                          I wanna love ya!

                          Why why why, why why darling
                          Do you do you tell me to play?
                          Half the time I talk about it all now baby
                          You know what I?m talkin? about I said
                          Why why why it?ll
                          Ticky ticky ticky ticky
                          Son of a gun
                          Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
                          Ticky ticky thought of a gun

                          Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
                          Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

                          Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
                          Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

                          Aarrrhhhh...

                          Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
                          Ticky ticky thought of a gun
                          Everytime I try to do it all now baby
                          Am I on the run
                          Why why why
                          It?ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
                          Dawn of a gun
                          Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
                          Ticky ticky thought of a gun
                          Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
                          Ticky ticky through the day

                          If you got a doubt ?bout baby
                          The memory is on the bed
                          Why why why why why
                          Darlin? uh it don?t know
                          When my time is on
                          Might tell me never do it on his own
                          If my time was all as is yours
                          Make me burn a wish
                          When my time with you is brutish
                          No I?ll never not ever

                          Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
                          Alone and it?s here it?s this thunder
                          The thunder oh thunder
                          Oh!

                          Jesus built my car
                          It?s a love affair
                          Mainly jesus and my hot rod

                          Yeah, fuck it!
                          Your post count means nothing.

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                          • Theo The Theologian
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 1099

                            #14
                            Originally posted by psili
                            Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong

                            Bless you Brother Pees Silly. Don't you just love that line? To me it conveys a sense of peace with the World.


                            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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