If I mailed you a jar of my piss...
 

would you give yourself a golden shower?

the jar would be in the hands of the police before it got to anyone

nope, but I believe that that would constitue a felony :)
I don't believe you're allowed to ship or mail human fluids through ordinary mail and courier services :)
now maybe if you dropped it off in person....

if you dont tell, I wont...

insert piss into lemon juice bottle, mail.

who the fuck would know?

If bridget the midget gave me some of her piss, I would give myself a golden shower, and yes, you can quote me on that

would you split the jar of midget piss with me ?

could I at least get a shot of it ?

Shots of midget piss on the house!

But what would the fleshlight say?!?!?! :Oh crap

I'd rather have Bridget give us a golden shower, then it's "Tag Team Back Again" :winkwink:

What about if the midget wanted to shit on your chest?

m3, could you please stop turning me on ?

Yeah, sure. And I'll mail you a jar of my poo..