Busting Pants in 2005?
 

am literally sitting here typing this in tears from laughing at one of my female friends' most current dilema.

Her boyfriend is in Iraq, and I guess she is lonley, so she went out with some other dude and took him back to her house. She told me she ended up kissing old boy on the couch and they proceeded to "Bust Pants".

For those of you unfamilair with the term, busting pants, is the "outdated" practice of a man basically dry humping a woman fully clothed. lol

It is usually initiated by some guy who want's to get some from an unwilling partner to gradually increase a woman's inhibitions.

You go through the bustin pants stage...
Then, you convince the girl to "hunch" with you in her draws...
Then, you start saying shit like...."Uhhh, can I just put the Head in?" and then if she lets you put the head in, you say shit like..."Uhhh, can I just get 5 more pumps?"

I was like, WTF?? Yo ass is 32 years old and proceeded to do some shit that I aint did since the 9th grade!!

She then went into a tirade about how it actually wasn't cheating since there was no "penetration" and they were fully clothed.

I then laughed yet again, and told her that I would have far more respect for my woman if she had actually gotten some dick in lieu of dry humping some nigga on a couch!

I aint gonna lie, I would be madder at my woman for not getting some dick....I'm like, woman...if you gonna cheat on me....then do the shit right. lol
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