Porn, a benchmark of the American economy??
 

Ok, this might seem fxcked up because I am drunk, but:


How come when the war started, sales dipped a little... then a couple months ago, right when gas prices shot up so much, my income dropped several grand. Ever since then sales have been rough. Not bad rough, but rough enough that I'm thinking Dom instead of Crystal, ya know?

I, for one, am looking forward to when gas prices go down and especially the Iraq pullout. Oooh Iraq pullout, sounds like they are trying not to get them pregnant! Erm. This winter should be interesting, traditionally I've had GREAT winters.


I can't believe I'm drinking Lemon Hart shxtty Canadian rum and enjoying it.

A couple hurricanes can't be helping anything either. Porn memberships are a luxury/entertainment expense that are probably the first thing to go when money gets tight. Unless you really really need your porn :jerkoff:

You know during the hurricane, with roaring winds outside and sideways rain, someone, somewhere, was on the hun jacking it.