When you were a little boy...
 

Did you ever play with hot wheels and light them on fire and shit? Or stick them in a vice to wreck them?

uhmm... no. i was too busy throwing my puppy at the wall and setting our kittens on fire to destroy matchbox cars. just couldn't find the time.

I used to have a formula one style RC car that I would duct tape frogs in and run it and flip it and jump it until they were dead. :)

Ok so your dad abused you..

BTW there is a big difference between matchbox and hotwheels :1orglaugh

I used to set fire to my G.I. Joe puppets and blow them up with firecrackers. Sometimes, if they'd fought really well, they'd get to fuck the neighbour girl's Barbies.

is your sig for sale?

Fuck yeah. My mom and I were just talking about that the other day.

haha yeah I used to tie a firecracker to anything I could think of..

ok cool! I used to do that too. I used to throw firecrackers and matches in them and watch them burn.

MUHAHAHAHAHHA

we stuck a mouse in a model rocket and shot it up in the air.. it landed safely but shit itself pretty bad.

Now that's just unnecessary cruelty :(

I can't criticize you though... I used to catch frogs and fish and feed them to my cat, and chased sheep with an actual spear :Oh crap

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