German guys have really big cocks..
 

I was at the venus convention and met like 2 german guys... soooo hot and so i picked them up brought a camera. I was at there place and i asked them if they ever wanted to do porn, they said yes so I proposed to do boy/boy/girl pov with me and so we started and then they took there cocks out... and i was like OH MY GOOOOD..i couldnt believe the size of there cocks.. I think i must have died and went to heaven ... I wish i lived here i would date both of them together... daaammmnnn!
:) im shooting again with one of them tomorow in the boys bathroom hehehehehe... I cant wait
I had to confess this to someone...dont want to offend anyone
ciao bye

guess what






yep : im german like the bratwurst.


so you wanna smoke my cigar ?

Esse der scheisse und arseficken ist ganze toll!

can she put mustard on it too?

you mean : scheisse essen und arschficken ist ganz toll :1orglaugh

whatever floats your boat bro

ahhh now i know where your from.. :thumbsup
so your having fun in germany eh? i need a vacation i think im going back to mexico.

first: why didn't i see you although i was there???

second: unfortunately it doesn't affect 100% of the male inhabitants :disgust :Oh crap

http://www.lila-se.de/shop-en/images...nsenfextra.jpg

only this one

oh btw this thread is useless without pictures.

sweetheart what do i always tell you ?


your penis is just the right size :1orglaugh

Good job turning the surfers/webmasters of GFY on

I prefer a Krakauer but bratwurst is nice too :) That senf is nice true...

Reminded me of this pic...

http://www.dutchteencash.com/funnypics/wurst.jpg

lol :1orglaugh

Zeina-Heart is the typical fake nick of a webmaster.


one thread started with a title that promises mad views and then BOOOM no further answers, explanations

with one word the webmaster changed to his real nick again.



correct me if im rong

but Zeina-Heart can suck my german schlong any time

yep krakauer are fucking great

this pic would make me vomit immediatly if it would be on my table

I must have some german ancestors then !! :pimp :tongue:

Try finding a German with a big cock AND a sense of humor ! :1orglaugh
Missed Venus with flu :( - Tubesteaks are international :thumbsup

Glad you had fun - watch your tests though Zeina - keep it safe !

but my ass is still sore :helpme

hey im german , i got a big schlong and i can tell about 100 different "yo momma" jokes

beat that

Last weekend this 30yo Dusseldorf Dandy with his 5k Armani suit decided to get one. I sat down in front of the store waiting for my gf to leave Zara after 5 hrs. This guy took a bite and the grease splatted all over his suit.

Wurst is fun.

are you man enough to handle the wurst :1orglaugh

She must have made it typo....the title of this thread should be:
German guys are really big cocks

and the german football team will own the netherlands big time in the next WM













not :(

Sometimes I hesitate when it says

1% schweinefleisch
99% pferd

Well isnt that special.

mmmmhhmm


ROSSWURST :1orglaugh


come here little boy http://www.runninghorseranch.com/ima...SELL_Ko_Ko.jpg

now you know where Mr. Ed went :thumbsup

the only thing i know how to say in german is gutan morgen, dukan, gutan tag.. and FICKING!!! :) it means fucking or fick! and that means fuck.. hehehehe


:)

Its not rat at least :)

well thats all you need basically.

LMAO

that's my new motto from now on

'Wurst is fun'

sounds a bit gayish ricky :1orglaugh :winkwink:

we need pics

:thefinger Talk is cheap. Just waiting for proof when you post the photos.

Maybe a little, or a lot so you say, Deutsch DP :eyecrazy :eyecrazy