My girlfriend came 11 times the other night
 

I had to make her wipe off, because it felt like I was fucking a slip and slide after awhile. Plus the noise was just horrific.

was it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Damn, and I thought getting Belinda off twice in a row the night before last was an accomplishment...

damn she was all worked up huh

ATTABOY!!!!!! :thumbsup:

how many times after you came home ... :winkwink:

Hah. I have no idea.


Hotdog down a hallway ROFL what was that from? That is pretty close yeah.
After she cleaned up though she was too dry, felt like god damn sandpaper.

Brad, it's a new relationship. We always tell you that in the beginning.


I'm sorry. :(

I can't get her to have a real intense orgasm though. Working on it.

I've gotten my girl off 5 times, but 11 is just crazy. She'd run dry.

Belinda gets off really hard when she's buzzed... or when it's been awhile.

wiping off female juice is GAY!

:upsidedow

same here.... girls turn freaky in bed when they are buzzed lol.. like fucking a whole different chick

jeesus bro you're kicking ass :Graucho

I know. I love it. She starts talking really dirty to me too. Oh. My. GOD. it's hot when that happens!

my last girlfriend would cum 7-8 times then ask me to stop because she couldn't go anymore. Thats how we do it!!!

tell her she still owes me $500

my girlfriend always talks dirty..

shes like "oh mike oh mike.. i'm walking in the mud"

"i'm throwing dirt everywhere.. theres dirt all over my face mike... omg mike.. theres dirt all over my face"

Didn't Woody Allen say,

"Sex is dirty,
....if you are doing it right."

lol... that reminds me... one time i was talking to my ex gf, and i asked her that i never understood why she never told me when she was cumming or about to cum...



she said that it was because i was never there when it was happening.

Any idea how hot it is when a girl who doesn't ever use the "F" word all of a sudden starts telling you, "I want you to fuck me so hard!" ? And have you ever heard Belinda's voice? Combine these two things together and you have almost instant orgasms!

Alcohol kicks ass!

Bahahaha! My thoughts exactly :thumbsup

What sucks about doing that though, is that you almost have to keep doing it for a long time to not disappoint expectation. It's not our damn fault though :helpme

i saw that coming

The first person to acknowledge that comment is the only other girl in the thread. The rest of them sorta glossed right over it. :winkwink:

I fucked her next morning and she told me ... zero ;)

Hahaha cuz they're in denial.

I can think of a day way back where I was with a guy a long long time and I mentioned one day that I used to fake alot and still do or whatever. His jaw hit the floor. I just laughed and it was like no big deal really but yeah I'm sure he would have rather parted ways not ever knowing that. :1orglaugh

None of them think girls actually do that. It's an ego crusher. Sometimes it's just not worth the wait and they're trying so hard etc.. LOL call it a "pity O"

:helpme

Hah shes got you believing that shit?

I always get the 8 times in my new relationships. :1orglaugh

11 times??? Sorry Brad but I find that hard to believe..over the course of how many hours???

and if so please tell us your secret..inquiring minds want to know..11 times??? :)

:1orglaugh

Your hand doesnt count brad...

It could probably be done with a high powered vibrator and a couplel drinks.. but really it's not likely at all..... Maybe on a good run, like 3 times but 11? nope

The wife talks dirty in bed here too...

Hurry Up!
I have a sink full of dirty dishes and 3 loads of dirty clothes to do :)

Ah yes, that sounds familiar. Strangely, after you're married for awhile the pity seems to disappear and it suddenly morphs into a "just hurry up and get the fuck off me" O. :1orglaugh

And so is his tounge. :1orglaugh

ahahahahah lmao...not just in marriage honey in any long term relationship!

11 times ...I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.. you'd have to be high on E or something mayyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeee :warning

Brad you kick it doggystyle?

usually its kinda easy to tell if a girl is faking or not...if you had both, you can easily tell the difference...

btw ladies i can make you cum many times. LMK ill show you.

I made a girl cum 9 times once. Fucking 3 times with just my hands before I put it in. She eventually did dry up it was funny shit.

Good for you, Brad! Way to go! Don't listen to those other guys, they just wish they had it.

I almost didn't let him in on the secret, but he's young and I figured he'd have to find out sooner or later.



SilverTab- No arguments tonight... I'm going to let you go on thinking that. :winkwink:

oh well you might be a good faker....

as long as I can tell if my GF is faking it or not...its all that matters to me...I know she faked once hehe it was easy to tell...really...

u sure u not mean u poke her 11 time then you cum ???

seriousley some gurl are phenomon can come 20 time in 10 minutes and someother never gonna come

injustice is evreywear :S

i cant even satisfy beggars.
nice one

I *really* don't think my girl does that. I mean, sometimes when I go down on her, after 15 minutes she just says something like 'just forget about it, I'm not going to cum anytime soon.. let's fuck', she has never had an orgasm while actually fucking during the 5 years we've been together, except when using a vibrator as well as my tiny little weener.

I don't see the point in faking orgasms, and neither does she. If she fakes them, then I *think* I'm doing the right thing when I'm not. Which leads to her never cumming and then she ends up breaking up with me since she the sex is bad because I'd continue doing what I do as I think it's the correct way etc etc, you get the drift :)
.. Faking orgasms is stupid, from a girls point of view imho. :)

post-op or pre-op?

exactly....I've talked about this a couple of times with my GF...there's no point in doing it...unless you have been married for 20 years, not in the mood, and you just want your husband to have his fun...

which isnt the case with me and my GF LOL

If you both love sex...whats the point in "pretending" it was good when it wasnt...the guy wont get better and you will remain unsatisfied...

in other words...if you are faking it...you diserve the bad fuck ... haha :P

How's your shlong doing now dude? :winkwink: