Oh Headless you poor thing...
 

I feel real bad for you. I know you are trying to monitor my life, and keep up to date with what I am up to on a regular basis... but you have so much going on.

I know you want to get that semen sample soon, before your fat covers your penis entirely and will no longer be able to be found. I am sure you want children, and there is no way you could have sex in the kind of shape you're in. I wish you the best with the artificial insemination. I'm pulling for you! (no pun intended.)

I realize things have been hard since you realized your life is worthless, and that you want to live your life through me now. But you need to charge on. Keep on slimfast, or Atkins, or even Weight Watchers. You'll get through this and I really want to see you succeed.

When you put your mind to something you always do well. So put your mind to getting life back on track. I'm rooting for you buddy!

drama tonight?

why are you making fat jokes? you yourself used to be a fatass. not cool.

Fletch your approved lmk if you want some samples. :winkwink:

This thread is moving fast, damn. Still shows Drama sells mad

wow i think i am speechless about this one

Yes but I laid off the krispy kreme and pop tarts and got back to a social norm. It took GFY and a lot of friends making fun of me in a nice way for me to change my life. I want Headless to get back on track too. He's always been a good friend. I can tell he is crying for help.

Brad you just change eating habits or hit gym as well?

i have no idea what to say to that....but i'll keep checking back till i develop a clue

I started running again this summer to trim up. That helped me lose the last bit. But for the first year I just ate better.

This shit coming for a kid who just gave his girlfriend a "promise" ring...

Are we 12 again?

Promise rings are just too cute. Enjoy it if you can. Later, you can become a crusty old fuck like the rest of us.

I would not fall for this drama. :321GFY

Though BradM's opening paragraph is hot enough. :1orglaugh

bring on the popcorn.

Always have a habit of quoting yourself?...obviously don't know when you reply in threads

It's getting old and stale real fast.
If it's fake drama, pretty sad just for sig spots.
If it's real drama, why air it out publicly? Get on ICQ, phone, in person, whatever and get it all out like real men.
Whining and insulting back and forth on a board is juvenile

:helpme