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CDSmith 10-23-2005 03:21 AM

Whoa, nobody won it...
 
The lotto 6/49 in Canada carried over again. It's now up to $40 million tax free.

That's right... in Canada our lotto winnings are tax fucking free :D

I can't remember a time when the prize was this big. Forty Million... that's more dollars than their are people in Canada.

Tat2Jr 10-23-2005 03:27 AM

tax free, but you still gotta live in the snow for most of the year! I'd rather pay taxes on my lottery winnings personally.

CDSmith 10-23-2005 03:31 AM

It's winter here 4-5 months out of the year.

It's summer here 4-5 months out of the year.

The other two to four months it's either spring or fall.

I'm actually looking forward to the snow, winter can be incredible if you know how to enjoy it.

And I would so rather NOT pay taxes on my lotto winnings.

Tat2Jr 10-23-2005 03:34 AM

It's still 90° here in October..... gets to a chilly 70° in January. I'll pay my taxes. Snow is really pretty..... on TV! :winkwink:

CDSmith 10-23-2005 03:37 AM

You either get it, or you don't.

Dude, if I won $40 mil I think I could fucking afford to move south (if I wanted).

:1orglaugh

Tat2Jr 10-23-2005 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
You either get it, or you don't.

Dude, if I won $40 mil I think I could fucking afford to move south (if I wanted).

:1orglaugh

I'm just yanking your chain..... fucking with Canadians is one of my favorite past times! :1orglaugh

CDSmith 10-23-2005 03:40 AM

Uh huh

Next.

cool1 10-23-2005 04:16 AM

Would be sweet to take that 40 mill prize for sure.

Screaming 10-23-2005 06:06 AM

Wow, tax free. That is huge.

BucksMania 10-23-2005 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
tax free, but you still gotta live in the snow for most of the year! I'd rather pay taxes on my lottery winnings personally.


:):):):)

Vitasoy 10-23-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr
tax free, but you still gotta live in the snow for most of the year! I'd rather pay taxes on my lottery winnings personally.

If were lucky, we'll get a few inches of snow this year :(

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucksMania
:):):):)

Junior had to be kidding. A 40 mil win and you're going to cry about a little snow?

:1orglaugh


And no one in their right mind would want to lose half their winnings to the tax man

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Yeah, he must just like "messin wif Canadians"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:17 PM

Oh, and I forgot....






























:1orglaugh

mardigras 10-23-2005 01:22 PM

I see a little snow maybe once every decade... and I like it that way :thumbsup
Most miserable winter I ever spent was in Great Lakes, IL in '80. It kept snowing and packing, I busted my ass several times trying to get around outside:xmas-smil

Marshal 10-23-2005 01:25 PM

i don't play lottery... you better get some job!

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:34 PM

Ya can't win if you don't play.

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
I see a little snow maybe once every decade... and I like it that way :thumbsup
Most miserable winter I ever spent was in Great Lakes, IL in '80. It kept snowing and packing, I busted my ass several times trying to get around outside:xmas-smil

You're right. What was I thinking?


:1orglaugh

Sosa 10-23-2005 01:38 PM

well good luck winning :)

miss wild 10-23-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Ya can't win if you don't play.

yeah you're right, I agree with you smith :)

adultchica 10-23-2005 01:42 PM

Sounds like a great prize to me. CDSmith, did you buy some tickets?

Hardlinks 10-23-2005 01:46 PM

40 million Thats a whole lot of skidoos.

CDSmith im down for a group lottery ticket...gfy canada..haha

Get a bunch of canuck webmasters to put in $20 or something.

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
well good luck winning :)

Oh I'm quite sure I won't win. But you never know, unless of course you don't play.

I usually buy one set of numbers good for 10 draws. So I play the same set of numbers ten times. Costs me $30 for the ticket, and I usually win about half or more of it back in snagging small prizes like $2, $5 etc.

It's fun.


But that tax free 40 mil would be sweet. With that I could afford to upgrade my computer to the new pentium 350 platform. Maybe get windows 98 :D

pornguy 10-23-2005 01:46 PM

Dont worry they will learn not to do that.

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:47 PM

http://www.wclc.com/

CDSmith 10-23-2005 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Dont worry they will learn not to do that.

You've been able to do that for a long long time now.

You can buy a quick-pick set of numbers good for up to a year's worth of draws from what I hear.

sonofsam 10-23-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Uh huh

Next.

i fucking hate when people do that.. so cocky.

the guy was just having some fun with you, lighten up.


Next.

JuiceMonkey 10-23-2005 02:59 PM

I never play the lotto either.. when is the draw? tomorrow?

iwantchixx 10-23-2005 04:00 PM

i think this is one worth winning. I think I'll go buy some tickets and when I get rich.. I'll buy GFY and turn it into a surfers posting forum :)

Aly 10-23-2005 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Oh I'm quite sure I won't win. But you never know, unless of course you don't play.
...

But that tax free 40 mil would be sweet. With that I could afford to upgrade my computer to the new pentium 350 platform. Maybe get windows 98 :D

Now, now, now... let's not get all carried away with big ideas, darling! :thumbsup

BradM 10-23-2005 04:11 PM

I won $50. But that doesn't count. :(

cool1 10-23-2005 04:31 PM

This Wednesday's 6/49 is mine :winkwink:

Spunky 10-23-2005 04:48 PM

I'm not greedy..I'll take half

Young 10-23-2005 04:52 PM

$40 Million Tax Free dollars? Big deal.
I'll take my $350 Million Powerball.
One time lump sum payment brings it down to about $230 Million
After taxes I'm still looking at a cool $150 million.
awww the good ol' US of A.

And thats just the Powerball. Mass Millions (just Massachusetts) is at about $20 Million. Mega Millions is up in the 90's. Then there is the Daily numbers, the big game. etc etc. period.

Vitasoy 10-23-2005 04:58 PM

I'm going to have to get me some tixs

Wiggles 10-23-2005 06:28 PM

damn that means i lost :(

tranza 10-23-2005 07:03 PM

cool! i can't win it, so good luck

CDSmith 10-23-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i fucking hate when people do that.. so cocky.

the guy was just having some fun with you, lighten up.


Next.

It was 5 in the morning

Hadn't had a coffee yet even

And he was being an idiot

Now you're an idiot too. Oh wait, you were one before this.

Idiot.















Relax idiot, I'm just having fun with you. :D

CDSmith 10-23-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
$40 Million Tax Free dollars? Big deal.
I'll take my $350 Million Powerball.
One time lump sum payment brings it down to about $230 Million
After taxes I'm still looking at a cool $150 million.
awww the good ol' US of A.

And thats just the Powerball. Mass Millions (just Massachusetts) is at about $20 Million. Mega Millions is up in the 90's. Then there is the Daily numbers, the big game. etc etc. period.

$40 million is huge for Canada. Like I said, that's more dollars than there are people in this country. Does that not register with you?

As for the powerball and all other US lottories, game shows, etc..... I bet you didn't know that if a Canadian wins, well, your government still takes it's cut as per usual. HOWEVER... there is a company up here in Canada that can get that back for us. SO... if for example I were to win that powerball (which I won't, largely because they don't sell tickets for it here), but if I won it, I would get about the same $150 million. Then I can put in with this certain company to get back the rest of the win. They get me back about another $100+ million or so, then they take half.... leaving me with in the $200 mil range rather than your $150 million.

Plain and simply put... Canada owns. :1orglaugh


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