Holy FUCK - I am gonna be ultra RICH - fuck you all!
 

Just got this in my email.
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Good day,

My name is Sgt Brown Collins, I am an American soldier, I am
serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq,
As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and
car bombs.

We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussien's
family. The total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash,
mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money to you,
so that you may invest it for us and keep our share for
banking.We will take 50%, my partner and I. You take the
other 50%. no strings attached, just help us move it out of
Iraq, Iraq is a warzone. We plan on using diplomatic courier
and shipping the money out in one large silver box, using
diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my
job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that we
can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you
receive this letter,kindly send me an e-mail signifying your
interest including your most confidential telephone/fax
numbers for quick communication also your contact details.

This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in
48hrs.

Respectfully,
Sgt.Brown Collins
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:thumbsup

Best spelling I have seen so far, I will give them that...

ey.. if it doesn't work out.. not far to nigeria from spain :)

Awesome..don't forget us when your rolling in the bling

I don't need you guys anymore, I can just buy brand new friends with all this money. :winkwink:

LOL hahhahahahha niceee :)

The problem is, Mr Brown has also contacted me, and the modalities are in place. I am wiring them a small fee to get the money out of Iraq right now. Odly enough, he is in Nigeria, but I am sure thats just a small issue.

I remember I had this thing going on with a "Prince" a while back, it was hilarious.
He even offered me to bang his sister.

He is on R&R

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
That site is fucking funny

This sounds like the movie "Three Kings"

This is obviously the Nigerian Scam Rehashed!

Hmmm, I like this new one. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Except this is for real! Better go shopping for your new mansion while interest rates are still low!

I say go for it. What do you got to lose?

I read an article once on how the people behind these at one place in Nigeria had armed guards standing out front.

the people behind this?

that's 90% of the population there

that would be the first time i have ever heard of someone named "brown" , but they did a good job on the translations..

Those fuckers trying to set me up, they want to send it to you too? :mad

i like the "large silver box" part :1orglaugh

You are rolling now man.

i like this version of the same old story

can I have a loan? Just a mil or so

Those Nigerian internet cafe's just get better and better !