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Greetings Fellow Fuckers!

My name is Ron Royster and my company is Eroticist Films.

To date, I?ve made 3 movies for Adam & Eve and will hopefully be in LA making more soon.

Weird shit about me:

- I prefer hanging out with the internet adult community rather than the film folks. Maybe it?s just been my experience, but the internet people are more intelligent and sophisticated, not to mention more down to earth. When I was in Vegas last January, the craziest parties and the wildest shit I saw happened at INTERNEXT parties. I thought the AVN parties sucked!

- Though I have been lurking for awhile, I finally overcame my fear of posting here. I?ve seen that poor spelling, improper grammar or outright stupid statements can lead to disastrous results for the poster. So I promise to try and not shame the face of my father when posting here.

- I LOVE alt-porn girls!
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/4312ad7ddfae4.jpg
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42e9d9f0552d4.jpg
- For my first movie, Alternative Worldz: Atlanta (an erotic documentary about people, groups and lifestyles of alternative cultures), took a year to make. I worked with jacexxx and become buds with the Consumption Junction folks (who?s interview are on the bonus disc of the movie), Mike South, Tony and Mandy (one day, Jace, Tony, Mandy and I had lunch at Johnny?s Pizza in Little 5 Points. Tony rather loudly shouted out in his fine New Yawk accent ?Bukkake!? The waitress NEVER came back to our table again?but the pizza was good). I also met and became great friends with Dolores French. She authored Working: My life as a prostitute.
http://www.eroticistfilms.com/images/5359-big-xl.jpg

- I?m a vegetarian

- I?ve never been arrested (but almost did when a policeman rolled up while we were shooting a scene in a VW bus overlooking Key Biscayne with Hailey Young).
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42ec9534579da.jpg

- Got verbally bitch slapped by Mike South in front of a large group of people. ??oh yeah, come back and talk to me about that shit after YOU win an AVN award, like I have!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../bigfish21.jpg

- Was on a bus in Atlanta in June 04 filled with rampaging internet king-pins. The bus stopped for 20 minutes, then continued. I found out later it?s because the bus driver was getting a blow job.

- Bought a Digital Rebel and now photography is my second favorite hobby
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42f118fd2465e.jpg
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/4356176b033c5.jpg http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42f1197a1341d.jpg

- Movie website www.alternativeworldz.com was the first time I ever worked on creating a site.

- Love Fresca with a splash of orange juice in it.

- Love all the women of the world.
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42ec9a497007c.jpg
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/43561169d33ca.jpg
http://pic1.modelmayhem.com/2/2/9/1/5/42ec92c3cf3ef.jpg

Thanks for allowing me to contribute. I really like it here!

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Originally Posted by Red Ezra

nice - welcome

Red Ezra,
Hey, thanks man!
Who is this chick?!?!?!?!?!? :Graucho
http://www.redezra.com/t_portfolio/folio_eva.jpg

hot girls=we like you

welcome

Hey welcome to the goodship GFY man, bring on the alt-girl trippy shit!

"Hey welcome to the goodship GFY man, bring on the alt-girl trippy shit!"

Oh, you mean like this?.................

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...lickmyboot.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...tFilms/165.jpg http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...lms/125712.jpg

haha, whassup ron

hey you all, this is one of my best friends in the entire world...he is right up there with tony404 in my book...good people!

if anyone ever needs some excellent custom exclusive alt.porn content done, THIS IS YOUR MAN...he finds the coolest chicks and does excellent shooting work

and oh yeah, he is currently looking for steady work...this freelance shit pay his bills, but he wants something steady! so hire him up before one of the big dogs does!

Welcome to GFY Ron, I like your work.

Great looking pics..welcome to the board

Nice to have you here ... based on your first post i think you can bring a lot .. :thumbsup

Wow, awesome introduction and very cool pictures! Looks good so far! Welcome to GFY! :) Enjoy!

Someone pass this guy a drink!

Well hello there, welcome to GFY

The moment I knew that I'd never get hired in this Industry again...... :Oh crap

"hey you all, this is one of my best friends in the entire world..."

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...s/271_7124.jpg

You have very big text.

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Originally Posted by Elli

Someone pass this guy a drink!

Elli and I are going to be GREAT friends! Now I'm remembering why I love to hang out with the INTERNET PEOPLE! (sniffing white powder is SO passé!
:Oh crap

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Elli and I are going to be GREAT friends! Now I'm remembering why I love to hang out with the INTERNET PEOPLE! (sniffing white powder is SO passé!
:Oh crap

I'm not a powder kind of person, but I'm not above doing a jager shot now and then. ;)

the alternative worldz girl is a camwhore on stiles site.

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Red Ezra,
Hey, thanks man!
Who is this chick?!?!?!?!?!? :Graucho
http://www.redezra.com/t_portfolio/folio_eva.jpg

Looks like Eva Evangelina to me. I liked her better before the fake boobs.

talk about some big text

Haha awesome man! Welcome to GFY!

Welcome to GFY man! :pimp

Welcome dude.

btw: What's up with cupid? Is she a midget or am I seeing shit?

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Originally Posted by emthree

Welcome dude.

btw: What's up with cupid? Is she a midget or am I seeing shit?

She is a dwarf (if you call her a midget, she will head-butt you right in your giblets! Also you'll need to start calling Orientals, Asians. Practice on women by inviting them out for "Asian food". On top of sounding sexy, it really gets their love lava going. From now on, every some here uses my "Asian food" line to score, you will owe me a drink!)

To get you use to this concept, I've posted a picture featuring a dwarf and an Asian!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...s/CRW_5544.jpg :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

hey, wait a minute...that is me

Jace: I posted this under:
My favorite thing about where I live is:

1) I'm way out in the country and neighbors are not close.
2) JaceXXX live 6 hours away.

Here's a picture taken at 6am off my front porch:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...s/294_9441.jpg

You know I love you man, but this is a retaliatory strike for all the times you hoarded or hid the M&Ms and Cheez-Its (Cheez-Its Christ!) :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

the alternative worldz girl is a camwhore on stiles site.

That's Jade Starr (aka She Devil Vixen)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../JadeStarr.jpg
:Oh crap

I absolutely love when people use large text, honest, means they are passionate about whatever they are talkin' about!!

welcome aboard :)

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Originally Posted by blazi

I absolutely love when people use large text, honest, means they are passionate about whatever they are talkin' about!!

welcome aboard :)

Thanks man. If you notice my last few posts you'll see I got the huge text thing, finally under control! (At least I think I do)
:Oh crap

nice pics, I am in Los Angeles too. Hit me up sometime if you wanna grab a beer or something By the way I have some music i would like to submit for your films. What is your icq # ? :thumbsup

greetings nig, welcome

Ron is a good people

Welcome to the board.

Hi there, welcome to GFY :)

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

That's Jade Starr (aka She Devil Vixen)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../JadeStarr.jpg
:Oh crap

hmm pretty hot pic...... welcome y0 :pimp :pimp :pimp

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Originally Posted by tony404

Ron is a good people

Hey man, YOU are really good people! You were the first sane pornographer I ever met!

.....sorry Jace and Mike South! :Oh crap

welcome to gfy dude.. :)

Welcome & of course :321GFY

:pimp

welcome and :321GFY :321GFY

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Hey man, YOU are really good people! You were the first sane pornographer I ever met!

.....sorry Jace and Mike South! :Oh crap

hey man, i never claimed to be even CLOSE to sane

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/images/a/anarchy.jpg

great pics... welcome to the board!