Ya Got To Love A Good Dago Joke...
 

Two Italians


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country. . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi'."

Gooda joke. I hearda thata won about a month or two agoa, but it'sa gooda one just the same.


Say, know anyone on the career ladder?

I know several. :D

haha that's quality

that genious

that was pretty good!

I thought that was pretty good

KBizzle .. Long time no speak. How is it hangin' ?


here is a good one


why is going down on a Girl like being in the Mafia ?
























One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit!

:thumbsup

not bad lol