Should we set up a WilmaCam?
 

Fort Lauderdale is probably going to get pounded. Everyone I've talked to says something to the degree of "well there's 120 miles of peninsula Wilma will have to cross before it touches blah blah (Palm Beach, Lauderdale, Miami) so it'll slow down because it'll be over land."

Consider the following:

The 120 miles of peninsula in the target area is generally referred to as the Everglades. If you know anything about swamplands, you know that the standing water is incredibly hot, and if you know anything about hurricanes, you know that they feed on warm water. The Everglades' waters are also at a record-high level, thus compounding our doom.

I, being an expert at homogay, predict that the storm will hold or slightly intensify at whatever level it's at prior to landfall.

Should we set up a cam here in the office to capture the panic, horror, and overall faggotry that will be Wilma?

Would be good - however there are quite a few cams already set up in the keys at the bars down there that usually put on a good show till the power goes out - if you have a generator it would be good to watch - and youre right about the flatlands - its not gonna stop or slowdown anything - and the people in New England will just have to deal with loads more wind and rains the next day

defently it would be cool

That would be cool to watch

Me flailing in the wind has gotta be cool.
Imagine all the trees smacking into me and the cats and dogs that always end up airborne slamming into my face.

Cool shit.

But seriously, I'm sharting myself thinking about this one.

You are so hot.

Yes please do so :)