Top 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty
 

10. She's a goblin.

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH-You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you eat it.

2. Scared stiff.

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor

11. I'm erect and ready to insert my penis into your vagina, regardless of what you desire.

You can't touch me there, you're not my Daddy. :disgust

I'll bury my excalibur deepdown that open wound.