I am sorry to say...
 

My fellow Brother's, and Sister's living in Florida are doomed. I just got the memo from The Man Upstairs.

On a side note I find it strange that fingernails grow slightly faster than toenails, yet toenails are approximately twice twice as thick? I can't decide which I would rather be.

lol the fingernail thing was pretty random...

Do they call hammering nails and finger nails the same thing because they both often get hit by a hammer?

Bless you Brother Long Nick, I find your line of questioning fascinating.

Were you aware that fingernails grow nearly twice as fast in Summer, as in Winter? but they will not grow as thick as toenails regardless of season.

did you know that a muslim's fingernails grow 2x faster than a catholic's?

Do you know that I bite my fingernails and that is how I discovered I do not wipe my ass very well

Brother Buzzle, I didn't know this, and thus far have not been able to find any supporting documentation.

That said, I do know for a fact, Men's nails grow faster than Women's. Only about 0.001 mm faster though, so I doubt anyone would notice.

Hey Theo, Please tell person above to take care of the people there in S. Florida.

Ask the Man Upstairs to show you his "Nail Encyclopaedia"...
It has "Muslim's Fingernails" page missing.

That's the proof

it depends what you eat

Joking aside, it does look like it will be pretty bad for those of us on the Gulf. I may stay with friends inland, although not sure how much it will help.

ok that is gross.

yeah all is florida need to take cover

mmm a bag of BBQ fingernails please :1orglaugh

ok, good to know. :)

:1orglaugh

Hair and nails grow faster during the summer because of humidity.

(go ahead and say it- that it doesn't change the fact that toenails are twice as thick!)

Bless You Sister From Bruce. I should also mention that only 1% of the makeup of farts make them smell.

If your pinky nail is longer than normal, you are gay.

hahaha, you're a funny man Theo