Freaking tricker-treaters out on Oct 31 - need advice
 

Well, I already have this freaky ass all black scarecrow outfit, and a specialty huge bowl with the bottom cut out, which I put 50-60 king size snickers bars in.

I got a "fake arm" so I can use my real arm to stick in through the bottom of the bowl and make the grab the occasional kids hand....

I just sit there on the porch looking like a stuffed dummy (which is easier, because I have that fake arm and I intentioanlly bend it the wrong way so kids think its fake).....wait for the greddy little buger that takes more than one and then its on like donkey kong. If they take just one, they don't get scared, not a bit. (there is a "scary" sign that says take ONE....and I put headstones on my walkway of little kids that took more than one piece of candy)

Advice needed:

I need some dark, and I mean DARK music that can be played somewhat loud in the backround.... keep in mind, no swearing inthe music, there are kids around and all....

Any help appreciated.

anything marilyn manson ;)

Anything done by ABBA. I instantly makes me think of murder and killing innocent bystanders.

I don't listen to him really, you sure he doesn't swear? Or is it cool you think?

HAHAHAHAHA

I would find some creepy ass banjo backwoods non lyrics type stuff, or some violin music. Both of those can really work. Lyrics often dispell any fear.

I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck
virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
porno-nation, evaluation
what's this, "time for segregation"
libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck)
vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy


Marilyn Manson's a wanker though. If you want to play some "dark" music that is easy to find, Rammstein would be a good choice. It's in German, so the swearing doesn't matter.

Not a bad idea at ALL. Limewire time...... thanks.

Um.... yeah....


I wont be playing anything by him then, thanks for the heads up....lol

Try Love Spit Love's How soon is now. Not that thrilling but I think you will like the sound.

try boy george

Man..you go all out!..I had some erie type shit ..screaming and moaning and organ style music playing in the background when I dress up the yard

Play the original version of "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath. Also, get a chainsaw and take the chain part out, and run around revving it pretending to be trying to kill people. Its scary as fuck, cause no one will know if you're a crazed lunatic or not, cause you can't tell if the chain is missing until blood starts flying. :thumbsup

Marilyn Mansons "Sweet Dreams" doesnt have any swear words in it. If you're burning a CD, i'd recomend throwing that song in the mix.

Ulver - Kveldssanger
Empyrium - Weiland
These are folkish acousting albums with a dark feeling.. try em out and see if they will suit the mood. :)

If you just want something slow and 100% unusual/creepy try these albums:

Ulver - lyckantropen themes
Ulver - a quick fix of melancholy
Ulver - svidd neger - this one has more modern feel to it

Try Type O Negative, Ministry, Orgy, Marilyn Manson, Sisters Of Mercy, Blood For Blood (though that one might be QUITE objectionable to the parental units), or some good old fashioned Toccata Und Fuge en D Minor

Play some Spice Girls, im sure that'll scare the crap outa em all.
You could attempt to play some Opeth or Nightwish, although thats not really scary/dark. Korn would work.. but unfortunately each other word is a naughty word, shock horror.

that is great, really

halloween justice

allow me to be useful

http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/music.htm

or

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...+music&spell=1

Rammsteinnnnn!

Try opera music or Marilyn Manson! That would be perfect!

Give Barry Manilow a shot

"I write the song"

get on your favorite p2p program, i recommend kazaa for this, and type in "exorcist" and do an audio search

Meditate on some Queen's songs like Bohemian Rhapsody.

Coil - Gold is the metal

No swearing, and extremely dark. They did the hellraiser soundtrack.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dress up like michael jackson that will scare them:)

Whoa, that's what I was gonna say. :stoned

hahaha that kicks ass ibanker, you rock :thumbsup

Deicide...

nuff said...

Check out these guys:
http://www.emusic.com/artist/10557/10557144.html

They worked on the soundtrack for some great horror movies and may be just what you are looking for!

Or some Danny Elfman. (Batman soundtrack, Nightmare before christmas, Simpsons, more...) He does some stuff that is very dark.

Pink Floyd's "The Wall" , too.

I think I'm going to end up having to record this. As long as my brother isn't working, I'll have him over to record on the digital camera. Or maybe just mount it somewhere. Should be good stuff.

Lots of good advice here. Don't you wish you had a week off to plan this stuff? lol

Willy Wonka theme song